1480: Poon

Keith · 10-19-2011, 04:52 PM

"I'm not looking at you guys like you're crazy. I'm looking at you like you're sad."

Jesse Joyce

dEadERest · 10-19-2011, 08:59 PM

here's the line

"you think we should be jealous of how creative you are . . "

invader · 10-19-2011, 09:37 PM

I get what Keith was saying... sorta, I've never really been able to put it in words and actually got stuck in just as equally awkward conversations bringing it up as Keith did. Not necessarily putting myself in the other persons head while I masturbate, but trying to put myself in the persons head as a way to sort of see it through their eyes. If any of that makes sense.

Huggie · 10-19-2011, 09:40 PM

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Montucky Jess Jess · 10-19-2011, 09:57 PM

Pretty sure the intro was purely meant to show that Keith is funnier than Jesse Joyce. Also, to demonstrate that Chemda is not putting herself into Lauren's head during sex thus proven by her inability to place herself in the mind of a man, (WHICH - Lauren clearly has) thus proving Chemda's inability to 'go into the mind of a man, ' (such as Keith) ...because he's a male.

The kind that puts himself into a mind of his lover. Obviously.

invader · 10-19-2011, 10:05 PM

The trick is to only do meth for three months. During which you’ll probably forget food even exists and gain a six pack abs and unrelenting curiosity of what everything looks like if you take it apart and spread it across your living room floor.

There aren’t pills that take fat away, but there are pills that block fat. The problem with pills that block fat is that the fat that you are in-taking but are now blocking has to go somewhere, which is usually shooting out your asshole… whether you want it to or not. Which is why they have never really gained popularity and I think are actually banned.

Millions of years of evolution has not the solved the “problem” of excreting waste. In fact, in science excreting waste are one of the requirements that have to met to be considered a living thing. If you have a healthy diet and exercise regularly, your dumps would just be pellets and probably take less than a min. You won’t even need to wipe.

lizsquiz · 10-20-2011, 01:38 AM

I don't really say pussy unless it's in a sexy context so I understand Chemda on this one. However, I may switch to "cock opposite" from now on.

lizsquiz · 10-20-2011, 01:50 AM

Mariah Carey spray tanned on some abs too. Badly.

pmbailey · 10-20-2011, 08:30 AM

From my experience being married for five years, the wedding band DID attract more women. Like I was no one before, I get married, and all of a sudden I'm a rock star. It took me off guard at first, like I was trying to show my wedding band, like "I'm fucking married". Just made the women more interested.

Then I got a big head divorced my wife, and all the interest in me was gone. I've heard the same story from a lot of other people too.

dEadERest · 10-20-2011, 08:57 AM

you coulda just kept wearing the ring

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10-19-2011, 04:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
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10-19-2011, 08:59 PM	#2 (permalink)
dEadERest Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: new 6'1" 206 lbs Posts: 5,452	here's the line "you think we should be jealous of how creative you are . . " Last edited by dEadERest; 10-19-2011 at 09:16 PM.
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10-19-2011, 09:37 PM	#3 (permalink)
invader Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Bronx, NY Posts: 578	I get what Keith was saying... sorta, I've never really been able to put it in words and actually got stuck in just as equally awkward conversations bringing it up as Keith did. Not necessarily putting myself in the other persons head while I masturbate, but trying to put myself in the persons head as a way to sort of see it through their eyes. If any of that makes sense.
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10-19-2011, 09:40 PM	#4 (permalink)
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10-19-2011, 09:57 PM	#5 (permalink)
Montucky Jess Jess Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 153	Mind Your P's and Orgasm Pretty sure the intro was purely meant to show that Keith is funnier than Jesse Joyce. Also, to demonstrate that Chemda is not putting herself into Lauren's head during sex thus proven by her inability to place herself in the mind of a man, (WHICH - Lauren clearly has) thus proving Chemda's inability to 'go into the mind of a man, ' (such as Keith) ...because he's a male. The kind that puts himself into a mind of his lover. Obviously.
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10-19-2011, 10:05 PM	#6 (permalink)
invader Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Bronx, NY Posts: 578	The trick is to only do meth for three months. During which you’ll probably forget food even exists and gain a six pack abs and unrelenting curiosity of what everything looks like if you take it apart and spread it across your living room floor. There aren’t pills that take fat away, but there are pills that block fat. The problem with pills that block fat is that the fat that you are in-taking but are now blocking has to go somewhere, which is usually shooting out your asshole… whether you want it to or not. Which is why they have never really gained popularity and I think are actually banned. Millions of years of evolution has not the solved the “problem” of excreting waste. In fact, in science excreting waste are one of the requirements that have to met to be considered a living thing. If you have a healthy diet and exercise regularly, your dumps would just be pellets and probably take less than a min. You won’t even need to wipe.
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10-20-2011, 01:38 AM	#7 (permalink)
lizsquiz Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: San Francisco Bay Area, CA Posts: 942	I don't really say pussy unless it's in a sexy context so I understand Chemda on this one. However, I may switch to "cock opposite" from now on. Last edited by lizsquiz; 05-13-2014 at 11:43 PM. Reason: Poon suggestion
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10-20-2011, 01:50 AM	#8 (permalink)
lizsquiz Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: San Francisco Bay Area, CA Posts: 942	Mariah Carey spray tanned on some abs too. Badly.
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10-20-2011, 08:30 AM	#9 (permalink)
pmbailey Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: ATL Posts: 85	Pussy! From my experience being married for five years, the wedding band DID attract more women. Like I was no one before, I get married, and all of a sudden I'm a rock star. It took me off guard at first, like I was trying to show my wedding band, like "I'm fucking married". Just made the women more interested. Then I got a big head divorced my wife, and all the interest in me was gone. I've heard the same story from a lot of other people too.
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10-20-2011, 08:57 AM	#10 (permalink)
dEadERest Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: new 6'1" 206 lbs Posts: 5,452	you coulda just kept wearing the ring
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