1499: Birthday Sex

Keith · 12-01-2011, 10:02 PM

"Mom, turn it off now."

Lauren Hennessy

PsychoLoco · 12-02-2011, 12:28 AM

... the question is about the future.

There has been a trend in the last year to have horse meat cold-cuts as appetizers in Ukraine. The first time I saw it, I tried it because it wasn’t obviously cow tongue. It tasted like a soft beef jerky, very dark meat with a bit of a tang. I didn’t really like it so I didn’t eat any more, didn’t ask what it was. The second time I saw it was another party when it was offered to me. I declined because I recognized it as something I didn’t like, and the host said, “What? This is good horse meat, why don’t you try it?” I looked him straight in the eye and said,

“Why would you ask a Texan to eat a horse? Why don’t you go chew on your car.”

Nobody else has offered me horse meat, so I think the word is out amongst my friends.

invader · 12-02-2011, 01:16 AM

Sure I'd eat a horse, why not. Although I have learned that most meats taste pretty much the same, like alligator pretty much taste like pork. Unless of course they just gave me pork and told me it was gator. Jelly fish has pretty much no taste but does have a consistency of like onions.

Also how does one get invited to one of these types of sex clubs?

edgycandy · 12-02-2011, 02:32 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHEMDA!

whatotherway · 12-02-2011, 02:47 AM

Of course I would eat horse, had it as a kid in the US and I have had it in France. In the UK, if you know where to go, you can get all meat sausages made in Italy, Spain, Portugal, Germany and France that are mostly horse. The meat is sweeter, more tender and much tastier than Beef. As good as Bison meat, which I've also had.

The British don't like the idea of eating horse, even though they used to raise them for the meat, and that attitude was transferred to the US for some stupid reason.

Junkenstein · 12-02-2011, 07:08 AM

of course. i ate it before and i like it. so?

winning · 12-03-2011, 08:45 PM

Dear Chemda,

Hope you and Lauren had a very special day together for your birthday. You are a very special girl, very kind and very funny. And that's just what we LOVE here in Australia. Thanks for the laughs and for just being you!
Love , Love, Love

Peter,
PS: I'm sorry I didn't get you anything, but Keith said it would be fine.

DWarrior · 12-03-2011, 09:28 PM

What's the movie where a guy gies down on a chick and ends up eating her thigh?

Happy birthday! Totes gonna VIP

punk'n · 12-05-2011, 10:55 AM

Can Chemda please email me the info on these sex clubs? Please and thank you! Face and I had a bad experience.

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12-02-2011, 12:28 AM	#2 (permalink)
PsychoLoco Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Ukraine Posts: 316	I voted no, but... ... the question is about the future. There has been a trend in the last year to have horse meat cold-cuts as appetizers in Ukraine. The first time I saw it, I tried it because it wasn’t obviously cow tongue. It tasted like a soft beef jerky, very dark meat with a bit of a tang. I didn’t really like it so I didn’t eat any more, didn’t ask what it was. The second time I saw it was another party when it was offered to me. I declined because I recognized it as something I didn’t like, and the host said, “What? This is good horse meat, why don’t you try it?” I looked him straight in the eye and said, “Why would you ask a Texan to eat a horse? Why don’t you go chew on your car.” Nobody else has offered me horse meat, so I think the word is out amongst my friends. __________________
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12-02-2011, 01:16 AM	#3 (permalink)
invader Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Bronx, NY Posts: 578	Sure I'd eat a horse, why not. Although I have learned that most meats taste pretty much the same, like alligator pretty much taste like pork. Unless of course they just gave me pork and told me it was gator. Jelly fish has pretty much no taste but does have a consistency of like onions. Also how does one get invited to one of these types of sex clubs?
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whatotherway Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Luton, UK Posts: 161	would I eat horse? Of course I would eat horse, had it as a kid in the US and I have had it in France. In the UK, if you know where to go, you can get all meat sausages made in Italy, Spain, Portugal, Germany and France that are mostly horse. The meat is sweeter, more tender and much tastier than Beef. As good as Bison meat, which I've also had. The British don't like the idea of eating horse, even though they used to raise them for the meat, and that attitude was transferred to the US for some stupid reason.
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Junkenstein Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Northern Italy (No Guidos Here) Posts: 6,784	of course. i ate it before and i like it. so?
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12-03-2011, 08:45 PM	#7 (permalink)
winning Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10	Chappy Birthday Chemda Dear Chemda, Hope you and Lauren had a very special day together for your birthday. You are a very special girl, very kind and very funny. And that's just what we LOVE here in Australia. Thanks for the laughs and for just being you! Love , Love, Love Peter, PS: I'm sorry I didn't get you anything, but Keith said it would be fine.
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12-05-2011, 10:55 AM	#9 (permalink)
punk'n Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Kansas City, MO Posts: 2,238	Can Chemda please email me the info on these sex clubs? Please and thank you! Face and I had a bad experience.
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