1525: Fucking Michal

[My Sweaty Balls]

So Fuckin Michal,

Next time you get into one of these smelly vagina shit shows, simply suggest a "fun shower" together. Using lots of soap of course.

Obviously if she asks "is it because I smell?" you can't tell the truth that would be insulting, so just tell her its because you want to piss on her. Easy peasy.

Of course you don't let her return the favour, no one need piss from that stinky pussy.

[albi]

I think it’s a really creepy intrusion of privacy that 911 call recordings can be made public - not that that stops me wanting to hear them...

[iheartnihilism]

Originally Posted by starscream

"In there like swimwear?" That's enough for a worst new guest nomination, right?

9 minutes in and he says that and I thought "Alllllright, that's enough cutesy sayings, kiddo." I rolled my eyes so hard they almost fell out of my head.

[lando]

Originally Posted by albi

I think it’s a really creepy intrusion of privacy that 911 call recordings can be made public - not that that stops me wanting to hear them...

i completely agree that this shouldn't be made public. can we search government figures to see if they have any embarrassing 911 calls? if so im sure they'd stop this immediately

[lalalemon]

Originally Posted by My Sweaty Balls

So Fuckin Michal,

Next time you get into one of these smelly vagina shit shows, simply suggest a "fun shower" together. Using lots of soap of course.

Obviously if she asks "is it because I smell?" you can't tell the truth that would be insulting, so just tell her its because you want to piss on her. Easy peasy.

Of course you don't let her return the favour, no one need piss from that stinky pussy.

...although I like this idea, shouldn't Michael have just sucked it up, been an ass hole, and said "YOUR PUSSY SMELLS LIKE I'M GOING TO THROW UP"? I mean, that would have embarrassed her/made her mad enough that she wouldn't have stayed over with no fucking or pissing required, let alone a shower. I bet his pants stayed on while they fucked


How can you smell that bad and not know? I don't get it.

[My Sweaty Balls]

Originally Posted by lalalemon

...although I like this idea, shouldn't Michael have just sucked it up, been an ass hole, and said "YOUR PUSSY SMELLS LIKE I'M GOING TO THROW UP"? I mean, that would have embarrassed her/made her mad enough that she wouldn't have stayed over with no fucking or pissing required, let alone a shower. I bet his pants stayed on while they fucked


How can you smell that bad and not know? I don't get it.

Think of it as a compromise - you don't have to man up and you don't have to fuck a stinky pussy.

How can you smell bad and not know? Smell is a funny thing, you get used to a smell and it fades into the background. It's called odour fatigue I think.

I've gone bush and been unable to wash. After a few days you don't notice how bad you smell - until you go home.

[Boricua67]

Originally Posted by My Sweaty Balls

Think of it as a compromise - you don't have to man up and you don't have to fuck a stinky pussy.

How can you smell bad and not know? Smell is a funny thing, you get used to a smell and it fades into the background. It's called odour fatigue I think.

I've gone bush and been unable to wash. After a few days you don't notice how bad you smell - until you go home.

I've been out to the "Bush" also. When everyone went to sleep, I'd get a water proof bag and fill it with water and took a bath using that and my canteen cup.
But we're talking about civilians. No reason anyone should walk around offending everyone with their odor.