1526: Anything for a Woman

[DWarrior]

Originally Posted by flerchin

I must be a sucker just like Deandre (sp? Sorry!). I am still concerned that this woman will show up with a baby on his doorstep and a court order for child support payments in 9 months. $700 sounds like a bargain to me!

/if she does, demand a paternity test!

Remember me from that crazy New Year's party? Well, I just pissed positive and managed to haggle my abortion doctor down to a copy of Skyrim. PM me for his mailing address.

[unohisname]

Originally Posted by flerchin

I must be a sucker just like Deandre (sp? Sorry!). I am still concerned that this woman will show up with a baby on his doorstep and a court order for child support payments in 9 months. $700 sounds like a bargain to me!

/if she does, demand a paternity test!

I have a Plan for that.

[WittyReference]

Originally Posted by WittyReference

You pronounced Maron incorrectly when you were playing clips of him talking about Dane Cook being a joke thief, before he was ever on the show.

When you had him on you referenced it and apologised to him about it.

and the rest of that thought was:

- which I don't think is a fair comparison and I bet Conan doesn't apologise for it the next day,

[lalalemon]

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

I'm kind of surprised Chemda didn't comment on the 'other-other' reason women sometimes sound like 'little girls.' It can also be due to molestation as a young girl. My friend's crazy-as-shit girlfriend is like this and she talks and texts...like a stupid little girl. It's sad, but apparently the person has a split in their development at the time of the tragedy and if the person is a 5 yr old girl: that's what they sound like. Sometimes a therapist can even tell as to what age - just by determining how old the voice is...
So there's that. AND. Women know how to manipulate men.

Dr. Drew and Adam Corolla taught me that on Love Line. Everytime time a girl called how talked like that they would immediately stop her and ask, "Who touched you when you were a kid??"

[WittyReference]

For future gigs, Shane should work out a bit about how douche hosts/ emcees pronounce his name wrong and as soon as Conan or anyone introduces him, go straight into it.

Sure, he might get cut from a couple of tv shows...

[starscream]

It's not OK that Conan got Shane's name wrong and it is stupid to not learn guests' names, but according to Shane's story, he also has come to trust his cue card people to spell thing phonetically, so in this instance, it's Shane's own fault.

[Enunciated Piffle]

Originally Posted by lalalemon

Dr. Drew and Adam Corolla taught me that on Love Line. Everytime time a girl called how talked like that they would immediately stop her and ask, "Who touched you when you were a kid??"

I've read Dr Drew's 'Cracked' and it changed my life. He's a smart guy, whether he exploits addicts or not..!

[albi]

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

I loved how Chemda recommended that Deandre read 'How to Win Friends and Influence People"...I would have suggested the audio version.

LOL XD

[albi]

Poor Deandre...bless his cotton socks.

[Junkenstein]

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

As a Maron fan, I hope you did. His neurotic ass probably spent all week comtemplating it. I suspect his hatred of others is the only fuel he has to live. Therefore...it would have been doing him a favor.

i suspect that his hatred pof others is an act that he puts up for listeners.