1532: Is It Semen?

biscuitty · 02-12-2012, 05:49 AM

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Originally Posted by stulagu

So she is Larry The Cable Guy for her race and gender?

omg, you just hit the nail on the head. So bizarre to link a larry the cable guy hillbilly with sherri shepherds loudmouth black queen act. Good one.

My Sweaty Balls · 02-12-2012, 07:08 AM

The horse semen chugging thing is just something we cooked up to trick tourists; we don't drink that shit.

Kinda like Vegemite and Fosters.

And when new Zealanders suck off a donkey, they spit. That is a fact.

Bucho · 02-12-2012, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by My Sweaty Balls

And when new Zealanders suck off a donkey, they spit. That is a fact.

This is true. We spit it on the back of the Aussie who's sucking off the pig next to us.

Pigs orgasm for 5 hours and their penis is shaped like a corkscrew. That is a fact.

Tech007 · 02-13-2012, 12:20 AM

Joe Rogan tweeted tonight that "Fear Factor" is done. For ever. Or until they get enough free press out of it. Turns out donkey semen is a factor for NBC.

Medium Brumski · 02-13-2012, 07:35 AM

I feel like I stumbled upon an old show. They're still doing Fear Factor?

Fisto Jitsu · 02-13-2012, 08:22 AM

Australians drink donkey semen? Not sure where Keith is getting his information but no-one here does any shit like that (but it's pretty funny how no Aussies seem to be ruling out the New Zealendars as being up for it)

Aussie_Ando · 02-15-2012, 05:23 AM

I know the horse semen thing is not true. Even if it was, you guys gave us McDonalds!! Not sure which worst.

DWarrior · 02-15-2012, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Aussie_Ando

I know the horse semen thing is not true. Even if it was, you guys gave us McDonalds!! Not sure which worst.

Hardly an insult. Everybody has McDonalds.

Fisto Jitsu · 02-15-2012, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by DWarrior

Hardly an insult. Everybody has McDonalds.

Yeah but in Australia they add horse semen instead of mayonaise...

iheartnihilism · 02-17-2012, 06:49 PM

Rojo's speech impediment is fucking adorable.
I only hear it on certain letters and it kind of reminds me of a Spaniard accent.

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Fisto Jitsu Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 5	Donkey's Chance Australians drink donkey semen? Not sure where Keith is getting his information but no-one here does any shit like that (but it's pretty funny how no Aussies seem to be ruling out the New Zealendars as being up for it)
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