1537: Making It Official

[stulagu]

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

I'm guessing gummy worms and a DVD box-set of Homeland might impress some chick from a 3rd world country, but that's not the case here. You lucked out big time and I don't give a shit how many times she says 'it doesn't matter' ...that's a cheap female trick to see if your gonna do the right thing on your own!

I kinda feel like an asshole, but I feel like everyone is terrified to tell you anything.

People aren't terrified to tell Keith anything, but Keith has the right to choose to ignore advice from his fans that seem to think they have ownership over the show and can shit on him as they please.

Cat is a smart lady. She dated Ray, so she knows the commedian/performance genre. She knows what she is getting into. The small amount we've heard from her shows she is bright, funny, and doesn't take shit. Why would Keith be with someone passive aggressive? He wouldn't. She can obviously keep up with him, which shows her intellegence even more. You think a girl like that would pretend to be all girly and weepy? Please.

You really insult regular cool women when you accuse women in general of doing a "cheap female trick". I told my husband not to buy me anything for Valentines Day. Cheap trick? Hell no, I think the "holiday" is stupid and you shouldn't have just one day where there is obligated romance.

And the child molestation stories are talked about because they are happening. And a recent episode gave me a real breakthrough in my life, so I'm grateful they are talking about it.

[Enunciated Piffle]

Originally Posted by sklXbns

I lied. I have more to say, Enunciated Piffle.

...you entitled prick.

Haha. Here is a funny retort. Are you ready. It's a 'good'n. ""Entitled? Yeah, I'm entitled...ENTITLED TO AN OPINION!" Haha. Ahhhh. Oh. Why look here..here in the 'hat' is another name. Let's see...it's..why it says... Terence McKenna! Now, please Skull Boner, EXPLAIN.

[Enunciated Piffle]

Originally Posted by stulagu

You really insult regular cool women when you accuse women in general of doing a "cheap female trick". .

I asssure you that was not my intention. It is a fact that Cat's parents are gonna be pissed if they don't see that ring. Keith's parents as well. I can't speak for all women and at the risk of sounding like an average male douche-bag, I say, Hell Fuck Yeah - women judge engaged women who have no ring. It's a lie and/or an attempt at 'feel good' bullshit to say otherwise. I really should have concluded w/ "Do not always assume that your partner is in agreement w/ you - by default."

[Enunciated Piffle]

[QUOTE=stulagu;720219]Why would Keith be with someone passive aggressive? He wouldn't. She can obviously keep up with him, which shows her intellegence even more. You think a girl like that would pretend to be all girly and weepy? Please.

QUOTE]

Good point. Excellent point. Agreed.

[stulagu]

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

I asssure you that was not my intention. It is a fact that Cat's parents are gonna be pissed if they don't see that ring. Keith's parents as well. I can't speak for all women and at the risk of sounding like an average male douche-bag, I say, Hell Fuck Yeah - women judge engaged women who have no ring. It's a lie and/or an attempt at 'feel good' bullshit to say otherwise. I really should have concluded w/ "Do not always assume that your partner is in agreement w/ you - by default."

The fact that Keith called Cat's dad and spoke with him should be enough. I doubt they will be pissed if Cat doesn't have a ring. And I doubt Keith's parents are pissed, he's marrying a good Catholic girl and won't go to hell now...like he said, he is the favorite son at this point! And like someone else said, I doubt she'll wear a gummy worm ring her whole engagement.

Yes, in general, girls judge other girls that don't have a ring...but it comes down to what the girl without the ring thinks, not everyone else.

The main point is that Keith made a committment to Cat and as his fans, we're excited. Everything beyond that is up to them as it is their relationship.

[sklXbns]

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

...learn how to deliver one w/ out putting the fucking audience to sleep.

I'm waiting to hear your two minutes.

[stulagu]

Originally Posted by sklXbns

I'm waiting to hear your two minutes.

I think I like reading Cretatious Bob's arguments more than you two...

[Enunciated Piffle]

Originally Posted by sklXbns

I'm waiting to hear your two minutes.

Touche. Agreed. I probably don't have the balls..or the material. Now that I'm done absolutely hating you, I'd like to say this: you should do your '2' in front of an actual audience - it will help. Also, maybe a few one liners, (joke-jokes) before you go into a story-type longer joke might help. To be fair, your submission is wayyyy better than 90% of last years submissions. Half those fools couldn't even hit 'record' so..hell, your ahead of the game. Plus, you have a black KatG t-shirt...which I find oddly mandatory.

[Enunciated Piffle]

Originally Posted by stulagu

I think I like reading Cretatious Bob's arguments more than you two...

Haha. I'll shut up now. sorry

[sklXbns]

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

Touche. Agreed. I probably don't have the balls..or the material. Now that I'm done absolutely hating you, I'd like to say this: you should do your '2' in front of an actual audience - it will help. Also, maybe a few one liners, (joke-jokes) before you go into a story-type longer joke might help. To be fair, your submission is wayyyy better than 90% of last years submissions. Half those fools couldn't even hit 'record' so..hell, your ahead of the game. Plus, you have a black KatG t-shirt...which I find oddly mandatory.

Perfect. Now we're best buds.

This fucking guy...