154: Days Gone By

Keith · 10-14-2005, 12:15 AM

"How many times do I have to lie to you? Once!"

AlanRay · 10-14-2005, 12:43 AM

why do you tease me so? you post the episode topic but the episode isn't up yet. i have to go to work in 15 minutes and i'm probably not going to get the episode before i go

LD · 10-14-2005, 01:11 AM

I saw Dane Cook's name still on the K&TG MySpace tonight and I thought ... I wonder if he called?

Da da! At least we can thank him for Chemda's Dane Cook interview on Wednesday's show. I would have liked to have seen Keith and Chemda's reaction after they read the email. That would have been quite amusing.

Even so, I'll believe he's going to turn up when I see "Dane Cook on Keith and the Girl" on his very expensive web site appearances calender. In big animated, mouseover, multi-color letters, with sound.

And to make up for it I think you should ask him to wear a K&TG shirt on some upcoming performance. Tell him to wear it on Wednesday. He might need the help being ugly and all that.

emkje · 10-14-2005, 08:52 AM

Prince is a mere 5'2, of course he needs heels to look more... eh... manly?

Oh and he has something in common with Dennis Rodman: they've both fucked Carmen Electra. Wonder what she called him in bed...?

cognitiveg · 10-14-2005, 10:50 AM

You should move South, its 86 today.

Toddy71 · 10-14-2005, 10:57 AM

Hahahahahaha. I loved that. Everytime I would hear the phone ring again I was cracking up! Nicely done!

drunkenrobot · 10-14-2005, 12:47 PM

Here's my fucking theory:

Smart people have between 0-3 children.
Stupid people have between 6-50+ children
( two child margin for error and super sperm )...

By generation, the world is getting more stupid... Here's my proof:

Sitting in parking lot, in the laneway, waiting for somebody who has just popped into a store for a second. Enter FAT OLD FUCK IN BROWN TRUCK ( only slightly worse than fat old fuck in taxi, towtruck, cop car, limo, or chasing an ambulance, etc. ) ... Comes flying into the parking lot doing 60 KM/HR ( uh, 40mph-ish, yes we have assholes in Canada too, probably 60% of the population are assholes ) ... Almost hits my car head on! Keeps going... Thinking it's over, i go back to listening to KATG

... Then comes a "wham wham wham" on my window. IT'S THE FAT FUCK! ... I roll down my window 1/8"... "May I help you?"... "Stupid ... f'n mother, f'n sonofa, whore... wtf is your f'ing problem... is this the parking spot for the f'n rich people? ( me in 5 year old mazda ) ... " He continues to curse at me for another 5 minutes, kicking my car, banging on my window, and telling me to get out of the car and get the beating of my life ( what? does he think I'm stupid? ) ... For once, my mom's "it's ok, you're only a little nerd who can't defend himself" advice actually works... I ignore the guy, and he eventually goes away... My car has some interesting new blemishes, and now ( well, not as bad as say, George Bush, or Republicans ) I have a full on hate for FAT FUCKS IN BROWN TRUCKS... How did there get to be so many stupid people?....

Smart people have between 0-2 children.
Stupid people have between 5-50+ children
( two child margin for error and super sperm )...

By generation, the world is getting more stupid...

Eri · 10-14-2005, 01:37 PM

He said the fittest determine our evolution. The fittest in evolutionary terms are the most likely to and most successful at procreating. In our society, the people who have the most oppertunity to successfully procreate are not the intelligent people. They are the pretty coked up stupid drunks who don't use protection. What is sad is that intelligence, responsability, and even money are all un-fit characteristics evolutionarily. Ponder that.

LD · 10-14-2005, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by emkje

Prince is a mere 5'2, of course he needs heels to look more... eh... manly?

Oh and he has something in common with Dennis Rodman: they've both fucked Carmen Electra. Wonder what she called him in bed...?

and now I have an image of Gollum crawling over Carmen Electra in bed.

emkje · 10-14-2005, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LD

and now I have an image of Gollum crawling over Carmen Electra in bed.

mmmyy sexy MF preciouss... mmm...

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10-14-2005, 01:11 AM	#3 (permalink)
LD Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NC and straight on 'til morning Posts: 305	I saw Dane Cook's name still on the K&TG MySpace tonight and I thought ... I wonder if he called? Da da! At least we can thank him for Chemda's Dane Cook interview on Wednesday's show. I would have liked to have seen Keith and Chemda's reaction after they read the email. That would have been quite amusing. Even so, I'll believe he's going to turn up when I see "Dane Cook on Keith and the Girl" on his very expensive web site appearances calender. In big animated, mouseover, multi-color letters, with sound. And to make up for it I think you should ask him to wear a K&TG shirt on some upcoming performance. Tell him to wear it on Wednesday. He might need the help being ugly and all that.
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10-14-2005, 08:52 AM	#4 (permalink)
emkje Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 45	Prince is a mere 5'2, of course he needs heels to look more... eh... manly? Oh and he has something in common with Dennis Rodman: they've both fucked Carmen Electra. Wonder what she called him in bed...?
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cognitiveg Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Houston TX Posts: 72	You should move South, its 86 today.
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10-14-2005, 10:57 AM	#6 (permalink)
Toddy71 Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 9	Turn the heat on! Hahahahahaha. I loved that. Everytime I would hear the phone ring again I was cracking up! Nicely done!
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10-14-2005, 12:47 PM	#7 (permalink)
drunkenrobot Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Canada, the greatest country on earth Posts: 26	Darwin was fucking wrong! Here's my fucking theory: Smart people have between 0-3 children. Stupid people have between 6-50+ children ( two child margin for error and super sperm )... By generation, the world is getting more stupid... Here's my proof: Sitting in parking lot, in the laneway, waiting for somebody who has just popped into a store for a second. Enter FAT OLD FUCK IN BROWN TRUCK ( only slightly worse than fat old fuck in taxi, towtruck, cop car, limo, or chasing an ambulance, etc. ) ... Comes flying into the parking lot doing 60 KM/HR ( uh, 40mph-ish, yes we have assholes in Canada too, probably 60% of the population are assholes ) ... Almost hits my car head on! Keeps going... Thinking it's over, i go back to listening to KATG ... Then comes a "wham wham wham" on my window. IT'S THE FAT FUCK! ... I roll down my window 1/8"... "May I help you?"... "Stupid ... f'n mother, f'n sonofa, whore... wtf is your f'ing problem... is this the parking spot for the f'n rich people? ( me in 5 year old mazda ) ... " He continues to curse at me for another 5 minutes, kicking my car, banging on my window, and telling me to get out of the car and get the beating of my life ( what? does he think I'm stupid? ) ... For once, my mom's "it's ok, you're only a little nerd who can't defend himself" advice actually works... I ignore the guy, and he eventually goes away... My car has some interesting new blemishes, and now ( well, not as bad as say, George Bush, or Republicans ) I have a full on hate for FAT FUCKS IN BROWN TRUCKS... How did there get to be so many stupid people?.... Smart people have between 0-2 children. Stupid people have between 5-50+ children ( two child margin for error and super sperm )... By generation, the world is getting more stupid...
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10-14-2005, 01:37 PM	#8 (permalink)
Eri Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 60	darwin didnt say that people would get smarter He said the fittest determine our evolution. The fittest in evolutionary terms are the most likely to and most successful at procreating. In our society, the people who have the most oppertunity to successfully procreate are not the intelligent people. They are the pretty coked up stupid drunks who don't use protection. What is sad is that intelligence, responsability, and even money are all un-fit characteristics evolutionarily. Ponder that.
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