1555: OK, Cupid

jpj1421 · 03-19-2012, 08:16 AM

Dammit, I use Horatio Seymour as my go to fake Internet name. It's a good choice if you're looking to pick up people versed in post Civil War, but pre turn of the 20th century, politics.

This was a great episode, I was laughing my ass off on the way to work this morning. Probably because that profile struck a little too close to home.

Black Bart · 03-19-2012, 11:42 AM

I was listening to this episode while fishing the row boat pond in Central Park on Saturday. It was so funny even the crappies were laughing.

Skaskaska2 · 03-19-2012, 12:56 PM

Hey Keith,
Now that you've forgiven Scott Perez Fox for those petty cookies, are you going to forgive Danny Lobell for that petty war you guys declared on eachother?

Rufio · 03-19-2012, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Skaskaska2

Hey Keith,
Now that you've forgiven Scott Perez Fox for those petty cookies, are you going to forgive Danny Lobell for that petty war you guys declared on eachother?

Is that you danny?

BrianAlt · 03-20-2012, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by lizzy1e

Good Lord! I'm a female Scott Perez Fox... except I'd pay for and share my cookies.

But do you have green eyes and/or can you quote Shakespeare?

lizzy1e · 03-20-2012, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by BrianAlt

But do you have green eyes and/or can you quote Shakespeare?

I do and can, but I haven't run a marathon. Aw.

panicBoy · 03-20-2012, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by scottperezfox

Unfortunately, with online dating there is no silver bullet.

This awful choice of metaphor made me giggle.

BrianAlt · 03-20-2012, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by lizzy1e

I do and can, but I haven't run a marathon. Aw.

Coincidentally, same with me.

operababe · 03-26-2012, 12:26 PM

Although I have never tried online dating, if I had come across that profile (and read it... it seems long enough that I would have skipped over it) I totally would have messaged him.

A guy that can qoute that Simpons like that is definitely not a turn off. Just saying.

I also got the "Shop Girl" reference. I was shouting out the answer while walking down the street with frustration because nobody clued in.

However, the cookies story is just sad. Especially considering they were so cheap and she went out of her way to get them. For the record, you can buy them in Canada and they aren't all that good. They are mainly for old people and babies who are teething.

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jpj1421 Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 95	Dammit, I use Horatio Seymour as my go to fake Internet name. It's a good choice if you're looking to pick up people versed in post Civil War, but pre turn of the 20th century, politics. This was a great episode, I was laughing my ass off on the way to work this morning. Probably because that profile struck a little too close to home.
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03-19-2012, 11:42 AM	#22 (permalink)
Black Bart Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: NYC Posts: 102	These episode even made fish laugh I was listening to this episode while fishing the row boat pond in Central Park on Saturday. It was so funny even the crappies were laughing.
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Skaskaska2 Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 1	Hey Keith, Now that you've forgiven Scott Perez Fox for those petty cookies, are you going to forgive Danny Lobell for that petty war you guys declared on eachother?
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03-26-2012, 12:26 PM	#29 (permalink)
operababe Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Toronto Posts: 89	Although I have never tried online dating, if I had come across that profile (and read it... it seems long enough that I would have skipped over it) I totally would have messaged him. A guy that can qoute that Simpons like that is definitely not a turn off. Just saying. I also got the "Shop Girl" reference. I was shouting out the answer while walking down the street with frustration because nobody clued in. However, the cookies story is just sad. Especially considering they were so cheap and she went out of her way to get them. For the record, you can buy them in Canada and they aren't all that good. They are mainly for old people and babies who are teething.
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