160: Adam Visits

disgruntledIT · 10-25-2005, 08:35 AM

Jim Florentine does a funny bit about dropping an Upper Decker.

ElScooby · 10-25-2005, 09:25 AM

Keith and Chemda, funiest fucking show yet. Not having Adam back on a future show would be a crime against your fans, he is a funny fucker and he and keith play off each other really well. The bit about the guy racing into the subway car, I damn near dropped a steamer out the back door.

william · 11-04-2005, 02:09 AM

That whole Bear bile thing is sick. They keep them in these tiny cages and then stick a tube into the bear's side where it festers and while drain bile out of the poor thing. I doubt they care if the bear is in pain. Fuck the guy who got eaten! Good for the bears! Now I need another beer!

And have Adam on again!

Hugh Hefner · 12-30-2005, 08:53 PM

Okay, I gotta know this: how the hell do you play Suck my balls, lick my nuts, etc.? I listened to the show a while back I couldn't understand what the "game" was and I'm sure if I understood I'd find it hilarious. I need an explanation.

Oh, and sorry for dragging up an old thread.

lickmyballssuckmy · 12-30-2005, 09:35 PM

Since my KATG birth certificate reads "lickmyballssuckmy", I feel especially qualified to answer this one.

1. Only Keith knows how it works. A mere mortal couldn't possibly understand the algorithm used to deduce the answer.

2. Being that you are from Ireland, I'll try to put it in your terms. You repeatedly reach into a box of lucky charms cereal and guess what's coming out next. Will it be the green clover? The yellow star? The blue diamond? What the hell is it going to be?!?!? Keith rattles off the entire string of lickmy's and suckmy's and when he gets to the end, you try to fill in the blank. And like I said before, only Keith knows the answer or how the answer is derived so you just have to trust him. If Chemda trusts him, I'm sure you can find it within yourself.

3. Furthermore, it's good to know that you don't understand the game. If you understood it, we would think you were a robot and call for your destruction immediately.

4. Just in case you are a robot pretending to not understand, your activities will be monitored from this moment on. HUAR!!!

Lickmy ?????

Hugh Hefner · 12-30-2005, 10:52 PM

Hmmmmm... I see. Very interesting. I will make it my sole endeavour in life to figure out the algorithm. Thank you, good sir. You may like my ? anytime.

P.s. Lucky Charms haven't been sold in Ireland for about 13 years. When I went to N.Y.C. a few years ago, for a wedding, I made sure to get a pack and that was my first time having them. And they were gooooooood, oh! They were good.

lickmyballssuckmy · 12-30-2005, 11:41 PM

I agree. They're magically delicious.

Lickmy

lissabunnie · 11-15-2008, 01:32 PM

I found this picture of Prussian Blue. It's pretty messed up.

10-25-2005, 08:35 AM	#21 (permalink)
disgruntledIT Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 27	Upper Decker Jim Florentine does a funny bit about dropping an Upper Decker.
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10-25-2005, 09:25 AM	#22 (permalink)
ElScooby Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 14	Keith and Chemda, funiest fucking show yet. Not having Adam back on a future show would be a crime against your fans, he is a funny fucker and he and keith play off each other really well. The bit about the guy racing into the subway car, I damn near dropped a steamer out the back door.
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11-04-2005, 02:09 AM	#23 (permalink)
william Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: McMurdo Station Posts: 1,461	That whole Bear bile thing is sick. They keep them in these tiny cages and then stick a tube into the bear's side where it festers and while drain bile out of the poor thing. I doubt they care if the bear is in pain. Fuck the guy who got eaten! Good for the bears! Now I need another beer! And have Adam on again!
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12-30-2005, 08:53 PM	#24 (permalink)
Hugh Hefner Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Dublin Posts: 32	Okay, I gotta know this: how the hell do you play Suck my balls, lick my nuts, etc.? I listened to the show a while back I couldn't understand what the "game" was and I'm sure if I understood I'd find it hilarious. I need an explanation. Oh, and sorry for dragging up an old thread.
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12-30-2005, 09:35 PM	#25 (permalink)
lickmyballssuckmy Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Hilo, Hawaii Posts: 946	Since my KATG birth certificate reads "lickmyballssuckmy", I feel especially qualified to answer this one. 1. Only Keith knows how it works. A mere mortal couldn't possibly understand the algorithm used to deduce the answer. 2. Being that you are from Ireland, I'll try to put it in your terms. You repeatedly reach into a box of lucky charms cereal and guess what's coming out next. Will it be the green clover? The yellow star? The blue diamond? What the hell is it going to be?!?!? Keith rattles off the entire string of lickmy's and suckmy's and when he gets to the end, you try to fill in the blank. And like I said before, only Keith knows the answer or how the answer is derived so you just have to trust him. If Chemda trusts him, I'm sure you can find it within yourself. 3. Furthermore, it's good to know that you don't understand the game. If you understood it, we would think you were a robot and call for your destruction immediately. 4. Just in case you are a robot pretending to not understand, your activities will be monitored from this moment on. HUAR!!! Lickmy ????? Last edited by lickmyballssuckmy; 12-30-2005 at 11:40 PM.
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12-30-2005, 10:52 PM	#26 (permalink)
Hugh Hefner Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Dublin Posts: 32	Hmmmmm... I see. Very interesting. I will make it my sole endeavour in life to figure out the algorithm. Thank you, good sir. You may like my ? anytime. P.s. Lucky Charms haven't been sold in Ireland for about 13 years. When I went to N.Y.C. a few years ago, for a wedding, I made sure to get a pack and that was my first time having them. And they were gooooooood, oh! They were good.
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12-30-2005, 11:41 PM	#27 (permalink)
lickmyballssuckmy Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Hilo, Hawaii Posts: 946	I agree. They're magically delicious. Lickmy
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11-15-2008, 01:32 PM	#28 (permalink)
lissabunnie Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: long island Posts: 0	I found this picture of Prussian Blue. It's pretty messed up.
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