1617: American Idol

starscream · 07-10-2012, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrea's toothbrush

Men don't pull down their pants to piss in a urinal. We use the opening with the unzipped pants, there are also openings on tighty whities and boxer shorts and we stick our dick through that.

Nobody uses that opening, do they?

I think this time that "how did he die" bit crossed over from making fun of Jeffrey Ross to actually making the joke yourself.

flerchin · 07-10-2012, 12:25 PM

I love you New Yorkers.

I could just shoot all of you! I could reach through the window at this post office and choke the workers! I could just poison the entire salad bar!

Yet, every day, hundreds/thousands of people go to Tennessee gun ranges, Pennsylvania post offices, and Canadian salad bars and don't kill anyone. Can you imagine?!

Keith · 07-10-2012, 01:08 PM

Way convenient?

Keith · 07-10-2012, 01:29 PM

I do. What's more convenient in the middle of the night then just pulling down your shorts?

Keith · 07-10-2012, 01:52 PM

I guess I mastered not pissing on myself. Maybe I'm older.

BrianAlt · 07-10-2012, 02:39 PM

I use the opening.

Keith · 07-10-2012, 02:47 PM

I rest my case.

BrianAlt · 07-10-2012, 02:51 PM

Exactly.

Blitzgal · 07-10-2012, 03:06 PM

Keith, say Channing Tatum.

picard102 · 07-10-2012, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Powerhouse

All those assholes call us ugly Americans every time I visit Europe.

Canadians do it too, we just wait till you're gone out of politeness.

View Poll Results: Would they be able to take your country away from you with blankets?
Yes	16	28.07%
No	41	71.93%
Voters: 57. You may not vote on this poll

07-10-2012, 12:25 PM	#12 (permalink)
flerchin Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Dallas, TX 5'11" 200# Posts: 885	I love you New Yorkers. I could just shoot all of you! I could reach through the window at this post office and choke the workers! I could just poison the entire salad bar! Yet, every day, hundreds/thousands of people go to Tennessee gun ranges, Pennsylvania post offices, and Canadian salad bars and don't kill anyone. Can you imagine?!
(Offline)

07-10-2012, 01:08 PM	#13 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,545	Way convenient?
(Offline)

07-10-2012, 01:29 PM	#14 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,545	I do. What's more convenient in the middle of the night then just pulling down your shorts?
(Offline)

07-10-2012, 01:52 PM	#15 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,545	I guess I mastered not pissing on myself. Maybe I'm older.
(Offline)


Keith and The Girl is a free comedy talk show and podcast Check out the recent shows Click here to get Keith and The Girl free on iTunes. Click here to get the podcast RSS feed. Click here to watch all the videos on our YouTube channel.

07-10-2012, 02:39 PM	#16 (permalink)
BrianAlt Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Northern NJ Posts: 4,690	I use the opening.
(Offline)

07-10-2012, 02:47 PM	#17 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,545	I rest my case.
(Offline)

07-10-2012, 02:51 PM	#18 (permalink)
BrianAlt Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Northern NJ Posts: 4,690	Exactly.
(Offline)

07-10-2012, 03:06 PM	#19 (permalink)
Blitzgal Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Madison, WI Posts: 3,294	Keith, say Channing Tatum.
(Offline)

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)

Join the Show