1624: Funny and Die

[Daemonik]

Originally Posted by Carruthers

And still listening.

I have this amazing power, I can disagree with people and still like them for other reasons.

Except McNally, fuck that depressing douche.

[Carruthers]

I'd say how much I appreciate Mr Kaplan, but he does tend to resynthesise things unusually. So, in anticipation -

Haven't chuckled. So much. For a while. Now.

[myq]

Originally Posted by Carruthers

I'd say how much I appreciate Mr Kaplan, but he does tend to resynthesise things unusually.

I'd say I appreciate your comment, but I haven't synthesized what it actually means at all, sincerely.

Originally Posted by Daemonik

Yes, he was whining.

And aren't you doing that now about him?
And aren't I doing that now about you? (Which isn't a problem for me. I love whining. I liked Keith's whining, and I like your whining because it gives me a chance to do MY whining. Everyone wins! Except for people who don't like whining.)

Lots of foods look kind of gross when you're preparing them, so what if the end result is delicious?

That's fine. I just thought we were talking about how it looked gross. And how we didn't like things that looked gross.

You do a lot of potato shopping in Singapore? Just because potatoes are a staple food in the US doesn't mean they're everywhere.

I just googled "Singapore potato shopping" and the first result was a place called the Potato Depot. So it seems like they have them.

What this boils down to is you're jealous that you can't get tofu patties and tofuquito's off the 7-11 rotisseries isn't it.

By the way, who do vegetarians always try to make tofu taste like meat, then pretend it tastes that way magically and that the lab that came up with it is morally superior to the lab that created my instant potatoes & gravy machine?

Sincerely, I actually aim to not eat that much tofu or really processed foods in general. I personally prefer just mostly vegetables, and legumes and grains, in simpler forms, but I certainly don't begrudge anyone the right to eat whatever they want.

But also to answer your question about the moral superiority of labs that make vegetable products over labs that make your instant potatoes, which very likely include dairy which means likely torturous conditions for the animals... probably the torture. The lack of torture is what I equate with moral superiority.

But to your greater point which I already addressed, I believe, yeah, I'm not a fan of largely processed food in the vegan world either. I am consistently against gross things, for myself. Eat all the gross things you want, anyone who's not me! Just avoid torture when you can!

Thanks!

[Carruthers]

Originally Posted by Daemonik

I have this amazing power, I can disagree with people and still like them for other reasons.

Except McNally, fuck that depressing douche.

Not so amazing. But it doesn't really surprise you either, does it? I suspect sir is being a little playful.

And McNally 'rocks' - as I believe you youngsters say. So, ner to you.

[Keith]

Originally Posted by Daemonik

Lots of foods look kind of gross when you're preparing them, so what if the end result is delicious?

Myq's onto something. Did you make that potato machine? The end result is delicious?

You're a goofball.

[Daemonik]

Originally Posted by Keith

Myq's onto something. Did you make that potato machine? The end result is delicious?

You're a goofball.

Foodist snob. Your turn.

[myq]

Originally Posted by Daemonik

Foodist snob. Your turn.

I think it's hilarious to think of Keith as a snob.

(Sorry, I know it wasn't my turn.)

[Keith]

That's true. I am at a point in my life where I can be choosy about the food I put into my body. 7-11 instant "potatoes" didn't make the cut.

[Daemonik]

Originally Posted by myq

I think it's hilarious to think of Keith as a snob.

(Sorry, I know it wasn't my turn.)

Linejumper!

And yeah, a guy who can down 40's in his sleeveless shirts as he tells people they don't deserve 3X clothes or soda's doesn't come off snobish at all, right?

What would be your preferred term? Judgemental? Where'd I leave my thesaurus....

[Keith]

How much do you weigh?