1656: Keith's Boyfriend

[Fourbid]

Originally Posted by Sparrow

That must be a dude thing. I've never banged a dude just for the tale.

It's more of a human thing. I've hung around women who would brag about the various rappers they've fucked.

Sometimes, if you get the chance you'll fuck someone famous to fuck someone famous.

Monica Lewinsky, however, come on man, have standards.

[BrianAlt]

I'd fuck her. Who said I have standards?

[Fourbid]

Originally Posted by BrianAlt

I'd fuck her. Who said I have standards?

It was more of a plea for the general populace to have standards.

They make things more simple, you know where you stand.

[BrianAlt]

Originally Posted by Fourbid

It was more of a plea for the general populace to have standards.

I didn't think you were speaking directly to me, but I figured I was part of the general populace.

[JSZilla]

Gotta love some good old Mr. Love. Then a nice side of Mr. Hamburger. Topping it off with Mr. Bacon. I didn't realize til this very second two of these are food. Well, if your one of the ladies potentially all three could in fact be food in some form. Either way, this show couldn't have been better unless more Neil Hamburger was present. Or like a clip at the tail end of the show. Or Lauren did commentary/play by play; which would also be very relevant/awesome on a previous shroom-filled excursion.

[DWarrior]

Originally Posted by seamus

It's not that I want to fuck her, it is that I am a good person who doesn't kill a woman for annoying me. You'll still probably have to have sex with her if you marry her. Even if you have a sexless marriage, she is going to be making damn sure you aren't having strange on the side.

What I want to know is how the virgins polled.

You know Fuck Kill Marry is a game, right?

[arty]

Originally Posted by DWarrior

You know Fuck Kill Marry is a game, right?

Check it out right here on the forums, http://www.keithandthegirl.com/forum...17/#post359387

[DWarrior]

Originally Posted by seamus

Explain it to me DWarrior.

You won't actually go to jail for conspiracy to commit murder.

[Bucho]

I would kill her because I am a bad person who would kill a woman for annoying me.

[stulagu]

just so Keith and BroLo know for next time, the "gunt" has a name, it is called the pannis (I think that is how it is spelled). Either name is gross.