1670: Doom and Gloom

[rodimusprime]

Originally Posted by Keith

Just trying to give these doom and groomers a good feeling. I loved that song from beat one, and I EXPECTED to hate it.

Well I stand corrected. But yeah that shit was hilarious man. They seemed to hate that song from beat one.

[TheMikeLawrence]

Originally Posted by FredG

Mike - what if they did Scott Lang, not Pym? Would you still be excited by Ant Man?

Yeah. Scott Lang is an ex-con and single dad just trying to get things right. Another great character, and it sucks he died a needless death for the sake of Bendis taking over and adding unnecessary doom and gloom. Speaking of unnecessary doom and gloom have you heard the new Rolling Stones song?

[rodimusprime]

Originally Posted by TheMikeLawrence

Yeah. Scott Lang is an ex-con and single dad just trying to get things right. Another great character, and it sucks he died a needless death for the sake of Bendis taking over and adding unnecessary doom and gloom. Speaking of unnecessary doom and gloom have you heard the new Rolling Stones song?

Ha! He did it again!

[Bucho]

Originally Posted by Keith

Because he has a soul as black as night.

Every hero needs a nemesis.

It's just that with you and Mike it's often hard to tell which is which.

[Rufio]

I fucking love mike Lawrence

(Talking about the Rolling Stones song)

Mike- "don't get me wrong, it's great for sleeveless guys trying to get a memory back"

[Sashi]

Is five inches really that short? =[

[JSZilla]

Hank Pym is...OKAY. Eric O' Grady as Ant-Man was easily the best Ant-Man. Spying on girls showering is a habit. Being a sociopath helps. He was high-larious. He even fucked his best friend's girlfriend over the dude's grave. Dayum.

[Enunciated Piffle]

Originally Posted by Sashi

Is five inches really that short? =[

I recently had a woman comment that I was "Hung like a bat" My suggestion to you would be: learn how to eat pussy. Ask questions and get really, really good at it. These women talk...so you gotta have a postive in there amongst all the shit-talk. It's a cruel world. Welcome to it.

[rodimusprime]

Originally Posted by Sashi

Is five inches really that short? =[

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

I recently had a woman comment that I was "Hung like a bat" My suggestion to you would be: learn how to eat pussy. Ask questions and get really, really good at it. These women talk...so you gotta have a postive in there amongst all the shit-talk. It's a cruel world. Welcome to it.

Oh wait... we can give advice? Sashi my advice is that you start dating women with tiny vaginas. If that doesn't work find women who are very convincing liars so that at least you feel like you're putting in some work. I think I read somewhere that the average penis size is 3 inches so you're already ahead of the curve so to speak.

See? Wasn't that a convincing lie? Don't you feel better?

[Sashi]

C'mon, five inches is like up to the bellybutton already. I'm sure anything bigger is just snuff film territory.