1743: Hot Coffee

[DWarrior]

Is there an Ear section at the pharmacy? I might try those.

[Enunciated Piffle]

If I'm not drinking coffee, espresso, or tea; I'm drinking gin and tonic. I'm constantly drinking something - with water inbetween. I do this because they put 'coffee drugs' aka caffiene in there.

Keith doesn't drink coffee, therefore, he does not like coffee drugs or their users.

Also, espresso + smoking weed is called a 'hippie speed-ball' named of course after the cocaine/ heroin mix injection 'speedball.'

Lauren is probably a fan of the hippie speedball. Just a guess.

[Enunciated Piffle]

Originally Posted by WSEIII

One problem with coffee is that it starts out hot. If it was a bit cooler you could drink it sooner.

Bill, I have to ask, did your folks used to leave you in the back of the ol' ford pick-up truck, (the one with a slow exhaust leak) as a child?

I ask because you exhibit all the symptoms of carbon monoxide poisoning.

[Edward's Screen Name]

I enjoy coffee.

I also enjoy leaving restaurants quickly.

I'm a man of contradictions. And coffee breath.

[thirteen]

I voted with Keith.

But if there's a hot chocolate on the menu, I'll consider staying a bit longer.

[Scumhook]

Hi, my name's scummy and I'm a coffee drinker.

I drink espresso's, so no one ever has to wait for me.

I share Keith's irritation about having to wait around for someone to finish playing with their drink. However if it's a "nice" dinner out (like the one they went to, but the sounds of it - fancy tilted plates!!!), where you're relaxing after the meal, and maybe enjoying a Scotch or Cognac, then waiting for the other person's usually not a problem.

Having said that, if the person in question is neurotic enough to monitor their coffee to dessert ratio, and drags the event out to a 3 act saga, then I could see how it could be annoying.

The 10 min timer sounds like a good idea.

[Earl Dukes]

Keith's right about any other picture of her, but Fallon looks good in the show notes. She also looks better than Ericka Newsome.

[Enunciated Piffle]

I'm sorry I can't muster up more liberalism for this next comment, but don't ya think if you're gonna try and present yourself as a woman, you'd try and be more feminine? You know, maybe don't lift weights and look like the man that you originally were?

I know. She's a beautiful flower... ugh.

[Earl Dukes]

Fuck that, piff.

Maybe Lauren should start eating steaks for every meal and stop eating strawberry ice-cream for dessert, cause it's pink.