1750: Mattress King

[Audious757]

The way Keith and Chemda talk of how hilarious he is he should have a HBO and Showtime special soon enough and then he can buy a king size mattress.

[Bucho]

The way Audious continually cries about the same thing he should be passed out from dehydration soon enough and then we can get a break from his relentless whining about how much everyone loves Danny.

[Audious757]

Originally Posted by Bucho

The way Audious continually cries about the same thing he should be passed out from dehydration soon enough and then we can get a break from his relentless whining about how much everyone loves Danny.

If he had a mattress I'm sure you'd lay him down on it an blow him.

[Bucho]

Originally Posted by Audious757

If he had a mattress I'm sure you'd lay him down on it an blow him.

I don't get it. Is the suggestion of homosexuality supposed to be insulting in some way?

[Audious757]

No. Your just complaining like a bitch. Bitches like to blow dudes. That's all.

[DWarrior]

Originally Posted by Audious757

No. Your just complaining like a bitch. Bitches like to blow dudes. That's all.

Not all bitches

Also it's tiring if they give a blowjob laying down (or if you're laying down). Bitches generally prefer to kneel on the floor.

You're a little too far off the mark, and you ultimately fail to bring your point across.

[Bucho]

Originally Posted by Audious757

No. Your just complaining like a bitch. Bitches like to blow dudes. That's all.

I only blow babies, so since you're the one who's crying like a baby, I'm on my way over.

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by Bucho

I don't get it. Is the suggestion of homosexuality supposed to be insulting in some way?

IKR???

You're a Kiwi, and clearly of a somewhat below average end of the gene pool; and the wanker calls you a poofter.

Talk about missing the big fat easy target (and I'm not referring to your arse).

[Larion]

Chemda is a hippie so of course she doesn't think a mattress is necessary. But Keith is right on this one. A mattress is VERY basic. Danny should have one. Keith was also right about Olympus Has Fallen only I did get the heart of the movie and to be honest I was a little moved at certain points. Can't believe I just agreed with Keith twice in one post. Fuck everything.

[Bucho]

Originally Posted by Scumhook

IKR???

You're a Kiwi, and clearly of a somewhat below average end of the gene pool; and the wanker calls you a poofter.

Talk about missing the big fat easy target (and I'm not referring to your arse).

I think he's still learning. Any twat who spends half of their time on the forum in impotent attempts to make Danny feel bad isn't exactly bristling with mental firepower.