1753: Tall Order

Audious757 · 03-29-2013, 06:15 PM

I haven't listened to the show yet. Hopefully we've moved past Danny being all serial killer-esque and not having a bed and sleeping in a dirty sleeping bag on a hardwood floor. Can't wait.

Enunciated Piffle · 03-29-2013, 07:50 PM

Audious757, is your avatar a pic of you w/ the late great Christopher Hitchens?

Audious757 · 03-29-2013, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

Audious757, is your avatar a pic of you w/ the late great Christopher Hitchens?

Yes it is.

violachick8 · 03-30-2013, 09:17 AM

The whole short lady conversation got my ire up because it reminded me so much of the issues that I had when I was dating. Practically no dude is ok with a lady who is taller than them. It makes me sad that things like Keith described which strikes me as sort of caveman-ish means that it was a pain in the butt to find somebody who would even approach me as a dating possibility without even getting to know me. I've dated guys who are shorter than me by a significant amount and I never really cared. I just dont get it.
Small rant over.

Sparrow · 03-30-2013, 09:34 AM

bear and i are both wee in stature. it works out, 'cause the perspective makes you think we're both regular size.

Keith · 03-30-2013, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by violachick8

The whole short lady conversation got my ire up because it reminded me so much of the issues that I had when I was dating. Practically no dude is ok with a lady who is taller than them. It makes me sad that things like Keith described which strikes me as sort of caveman-ish means that it was a pain in the butt to find somebody who would even approach me as a dating possibility without even getting to know me. I've dated guys who are shorter than me by a significant amount and I never really cared. I just dont get it.
Small rant over.

See, short ladies? Being tall is a curse!

juliofromny · 03-30-2013, 10:14 AM

Wow Tim Dillon, Jim Florentine and now Andrew Short. Great new guests. I look forward to hearing them all again

Enunciated Piffle · 03-30-2013, 10:25 AM

I like taller chicks. It's weird though cuz you have to wear Doc Martens or something with a thicker sole when you go out. It affects your masculinity; is what Keith is getting at. It's not cave-man-ish. Its simply a fact of life.

I'm dating a woman who says she is 6'1. To me she seems at least 6'3. Also, this bitch keeps telling me I'm only 5'11. I could of sworn I was 6 feet tall!

Again. Manhood being threatened. Although, I will say this, taller chicks are less approached. It's hard when those boobs are right at eye level, ya know? So, this woman who is wayyy out of my league is seeing me. It's kind of nice.

I'm thinking of getting an 'I heart Amazon Women' bumpersticker for my clown car.

violachick8 · 03-30-2013, 01:07 PM

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I'm thinking of getting an 'I heart Amazon Women' bumpersticker for my clown car.

If I only had a car... This would be on it

Also trust me that lady is not lying about how tall she is. If she says 6" 1' then that's what she is. She's the same height as me and people ask all the time if I'm fibbing. Uh no why would I exaggerate that of all things?

Lanfear · 03-30-2013, 02:30 PM

My 5.8/177 cm doesn't make me the amazing Amazon that Vi is but still plenty tall for a girl and I like my heels so I usually look taller.

I think I am part of the problem because I like guys to be taller than me ... Sorry

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03-30-2013, 09:17 AM	#14 (permalink)
violachick8 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Boston Posts: 287	The whole short lady conversation got my ire up because it reminded me so much of the issues that I had when I was dating. Practically no dude is ok with a lady who is taller than them. It makes me sad that things like Keith described which strikes me as sort of caveman-ish means that it was a pain in the butt to find somebody who would even approach me as a dating possibility without even getting to know me. I've dated guys who are shorter than me by a significant amount and I never really cared. I just dont get it. Small rant over. Blitzgal likes this. __________________ Twitter
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03-30-2013, 10:25 AM	#18 (permalink)
Enunciated Piffle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Montana Posts: 4,080	I like taller chicks. It's weird though cuz you have to wear Doc Martens or something with a thicker sole when you go out. It affects your masculinity; is what Keith is getting at. It's not cave-man-ish. Its simply a fact of life. I'm dating a woman who says she is 6'1. To me she seems at least 6'3. Also, this bitch keeps telling me I'm only 5'11. I could of sworn I was 6 feet tall! Again. Manhood being threatened. Although, I will say this, taller chicks are less approached. It's hard when those boobs are right at eye level, ya know? So, this woman who is wayyy out of my league is seeing me. It's kind of nice. I'm thinking of getting an 'I heart Amazon Women' bumpersticker for my clown car.
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Lanfear Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Frankfurt am Main, Germany Posts: 2,577	My 5.8/177 cm doesn't make me the amazing Amazon that Vi is but still plenty tall for a girl and I like my heels so I usually look taller. I think I am part of the problem because I like guys to be taller than me ... Sorry
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