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View Poll Results: Should Trey pursue this woman?
Yes 21 28.38%
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Old 04-30-2013, 05:01 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Also, "Are you fuckin' serious?" Keith does a great drunken baJames.
Yeah, a little too great if you ask me.

I hate that guy.
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Old 04-30-2013, 06:15 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Yeah, a little too great if you ask me.

I hate that guy.
Well, you just said that, and ya fucked up. Say it or don't say it. You don't like it, then fuckin' you don't like it. Ya fuckin' kiddin me? We're all people. It is what it is, and that's my right. I can be your best friend. Ya fuckin' kiddin' me? Ya fucked up. Second amendment.
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Old 04-30-2013, 07:20 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Not only is there Keith's law but now there are Keith's amendments.
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Old 04-30-2013, 07:45 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I don't even know who the fuck I am when I drink this much. I fucked up. Don't mean I don't know the law. KATGuh. Okay. Guess I fucked up. But I know my rights. Harriot Tubman was a soldier. You fuckin' kiddin' me? Ask me and I'll tell you.

Harriet? Ya fucked up. I'll fix my mistake. I make 'em. Not George Washington.

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Old 04-30-2013, 07:47 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Not only is there Keith's law but now there are Keith's amendments.
Bill, what I'm about to say...I say purely out of love and affection.

After reading and re-reading your sentence here it occurred to me that perhaps you should limit trying to make a joke to just once a day. I'm not saying this to be mean. I'm saying this because it's clear to me that you're trying to be funny and in doing so, might just blow a gasket. That kind of brain synapse could level someone of your particular...stature.

I know a farmer in Iowa who suffered a brain aneurysm simply from trying to spell the word: Mississippi. This was long before the days of spell check, but you get my point. Let's play on the forums, but let's play safe. Ok buddy? Ok. You go play some computer games now, (let's keep them Bible-themed though) as you have earned it. Ok, buddy? Ok.
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Well, you just said that, and ya fucked up. Say it or don't say it. You don't like it, then fuckin' you don't like it. Ya fuckin' kiddin me? We're all people. It is what it is, and that's my right. I can be your best friend. Ya fuckin' kiddin' me? Ya fucked up. Second amendment.
You son of a bitch.
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Old 04-30-2013, 08:42 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Holy fuck do I love Keith's drunk voice!

If Trey really thought that she'd like the pee name and she really didn't then he doesn't know her as well as he thinks and/or she's not the one for him. Ideally, since he thought that was such a great idea, the right girl would find that shit hilarious.

I don't think he should go for it. Whether he's in love or not is debatable, it's clear she's not in love with him or she'd be with him (or at least not be fucking other guys).

Not to play devil's advocate, but I had an ex spend months proving himself to me after we'd been broken up for 7 years (and also said that he was waiting for me to be out of the long term relationship I was in like Trey did in the role play with Chemda) and now we live together and everything is rainbows and unicorns. So what the fuck do I know.
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She should have gone to law school like a good Jew. I sure as hell wouldn't want to face her in a cross examination.
well that's an upside for that 'skill' that I had not considered.
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well that's an upside for that 'skill' that I had not considered.
Do you consider being Jewish a skill?
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Old 05-01-2013, 05:52 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Was I the only one that thought Chemda's role play was annoying as shit
No. No you weren't.

Although it alternated between annoying and ball-chillingly accurate.

It was altogether too well done.

I wonder if Lauren has to put up with that shit.

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I remember having conversations like that with exes and it reminds me of why I love my wife so much.
She's cheating on you. That's why she doesn't give a shit about what you think/do/etc.
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