1767: Open Sore

[da_ticklah]

Originally Posted by Scumhook

Do you consider being Jewish a skill?

no but that incessant line of questioning has potential uses as a lawyer

[da_ticklah]

Originally Posted by Scumhook

No. No you weren't.

Although it alternated between annoying and ball-chillingly accurate.

It was altogether too well done.

I wonder if Lauren has to put up with that shit.


She's cheating on you. That's why she doesn't give a shit about what you think/do/etc.

she gives a shit it's just not lightning round annoying ass questions we have conversations about shit.. but if side dick is the reason I hope she's wrapping it up

[Larion]

That U-Turn thing has worked. I was driving up to a (what I didn't know to be at the time) checkpoint and before I could get over the hill I noticed a car driving on the shoulder the wrong way down a one way with the lights off; struck me as strange but I didn't question why they might be doing this. I looked up and saw the flashing blue lights and it all made sense. That car couldn't have gotten caught but how they had the balls to pull off such a maneuver still boggles my mind. Personally if I am ever in that situation again I am trying the backseat move. Worst case scenario I have a great story to tell my friends once they bail me out. Best case scenario I have a great story to tell my friends when we go back to pick up my car.

[Earl Dukes]

What's the backseat move?