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Old 05-10-2013, 11:43 PM   #1 (permalink)
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1776: Dead Giveaway

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Nobody noticed a baby crying?
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Dead Giveaway!



Super Mario posted this video last episode but it's worth a second listen.

Also, for the last two years I've been hoping for another scandal/ inadvertent comedic moment to happen. We've been delighted with Charlie Sheen's coke-binge videos. Marveled at the angry misogynistic rants of Mel Gibson. Now we have the glorious addition of 'Dead Giveaway.'

Congratulations, America. You are one ridiculous bitch. Who's hungry for some McDonald's?
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Nobody noticed a baby crying?
Dude. There was salsa music playing. OK? Cut this guy some slack. He only lived next door for an entire year.

Also, haven't you ever eaten ribs after binging on coke and not eating for 3 days? I have but three words for you: lip, smacking, good. That shit is loud.
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I typed "snakehead" into google and the 2nd fill in was"snakehead fish for sale".
Sigh.

Hill's solo album was great (I have it on vinyl ) but I've been to festivals where she's supposed to perform twice and each time she's like an hour late to get to the stage. That sours me on performers. You're getting paid! Do your job! Also, she is a bit batshit.

And 3 months for millions doesn't seem so bad. My friend stabbed someone (almost killed him) and was "on the lam" for 9 years and when he finally turned himself in they only gave him a year. Justice.
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I think you guys were too hard on the guy. Sure, he "embellished" some parts, but I don't think a lot of people would have done as what he did, as sad as that is.

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Still listening to this ep, however I now understand Chemmo's "THEY DON'T FUCKING EXPLAIN CONTRACEPTIVES PROPERLY" position...

Haven't looked at the ep page, so I am imagining the guest as a brown smurf... Very hawt.
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Congratulations, America. You are one ridiculous bitch. Who's hungry for some McDonald's?
Assuming that McDonald's did not plan this whole caper of kidnapping the girls; hiring three brothers to do the follow through, and then get one of their fav customers to stumble upon the kidnapees. Which I'm not saying happened. Like the Stay Puft Marshmallow man it just kinda popped in my head.

But assuming that idea is not true. I think a congratulations is in order for McDonald's. In our desperation we turned to a company we didn't fully understand. Some men aren't looking for anything logical like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world eat. Ya see Mr. Piffle, Mickey Dees is the hero America deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
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