1783: Tornado Alley

Keith · 05-22-2013, 03:31 PM

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dannyhatch · 05-22-2013, 03:39 PM

Look, if the fucking tornadoes were the worst thing about Oklahoma, the place would be a comparative paradise to what it is now.

So, that said, move. And then move back in a few years when you get too sad.

dannyhatch · 05-22-2013, 04:13 PM

Bear in mind, also, that this was the worst tornado to happen to Oklahoma in a long time, maybe ever. The last one that came close to this was the May 3, 1999 tornado. It's not nearly like this every year — this is definitely a freak occurrence.

The Quintessential Loser · 05-22-2013, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by dannyhatch

It's not nearly like this every year — this is definitely a freak occurrence.

With global warming, probably not.

Scumhook · 05-22-2013, 10:30 PM

That kanuk version of the yank anthem sounds exactly like the version I do.

BrianAlt · 05-22-2013, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dannyhatch

So, that said, move. And then move back in a few years when you get too sad.

So you're returning?

dannyhatch · 05-22-2013, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by BrianAlt

So you're returning?

Never.

Scumhook · 05-23-2013, 12:24 AM

Apparently OK doesn't breed the sharpest of knives in the USA drawer...

Its residents think nothing of building their houses in a location guaranteed to mortally endanger them on a yearly basis.

They have no concept of mattresses, and sleep on floors with gay abandon.

When it gets hot, they sit in a puddle of sweat and complain rather than buying a fan for $5.

They viciously abuse well-meaning podcast hosts who are only trying to bring joy to the ears of their listeners.

And then there's that fucking musical...

Scumhook · 05-23-2013, 12:51 AM

Here's one of the locals, wearing Oklahoma's state motto:

Dean from Australia · 05-23-2013, 11:58 AM

There has been a push in recent years to get storm shelters installed in these areas of tornado alley. The Govt. via FEMA has made available grants for people, schools and organizations to build storm shelters either above or below ground, however the application process administered by FEMA is so dense and difficult, that applicants have been knocked back for grants.

The govt. and FEMA need to reduce the level of red tape to help these people do the right thing.

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dannyhatch Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,591	Bear in mind, also, that this was the worst tornado to happen to Oklahoma in a long time, maybe ever. The last one that came close to this was the May 3, 1999 tornado. It's not nearly like this every year — this is definitely a freak occurrence. Enunciated Piffle likes this.
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Scumhook Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Uranus Posts: 19,798	Apparently OK doesn't breed the sharpest of knives in the USA drawer... Its residents think nothing of building their houses in a location guaranteed to mortally endanger them on a yearly basis. They have no concept of mattresses, and sleep on floors with gay abandon. When it gets hot, they sit in a puddle of sweat and complain rather than buying a fan for $5. They viciously abuse well-meaning podcast hosts who are only trying to bring joy to the ears of their listeners. And then there's that fucking musical...
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Dean from Australia Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Adelaide, Australia Posts: 1,297	There has been a push in recent years to get storm shelters installed in these areas of tornado alley. The Govt. via FEMA has made available grants for people, schools and organizations to build storm shelters either above or below ground, however the application process administered by FEMA is so dense and difficult, that applicants have been knocked back for grants. The govt. and FEMA need to reduce the level of red tape to help these people do the right thing. Sent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk 2 Last edited by Dean from Australia; 05-23-2013 at 02:35 PM.
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