1786: A Punch in the Arm

[Keith]

"I don't think it lowers you. This is low enough."


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[invader]

I didn’t bitch about anything today… it was a pretty good day. Like I said in the other thread, I have felt the same way you feel and it would be disingenuous of me to say that I haven’t felt the same way. I was originally talking about how it came across on the show. But no matter who wins the poll as a fan of the show I think it would be cool to get punched in the arm… hell Chemda can punch me too.

Also get a dog from a shelter. Hopefully me being for a shelter dog won’t sour the point. The only downside of a shelter dog is finding a shelter that doesn’t have a ton of pitbulls and nothing else to choose from. May I suggest a Shiba Inu… good luck finding one in a shelter though.

[Sparrow]

there are breed specific rescues. best of both! saving a homeless pup with the ye olde inbreeding and health issues of a pedigree.

[WSEIII]

I don't like it when tv or magazines make a fuss over famous people. Just for everyone's information Maxim magazine has a thing called hometown hotties where regular women from each state are represented.

[daemon]

I have Boston Terrier and they are amazing dogs for apartments. She NEVER barks. I would get a female and also get them fixed early on.

[Jack Bastard]

I wrote a letter to the Oregon Humane Society, the place I rescued my dog, Andy from. I wanted them to know that a dog they were pretty sure needed to be put to sleep was still kicking all these years later.


Hey guys,
In January 2002 I rescued a dog from you named Max, he's was a 70lb. Shepherd, Chow-Chow and hunting hound mix of some type. I was looking to rescue a dog no one else wanted and NO ONE wanted this mutt, he didn't seem to listen, he didn't care, he looked scary and he didn't want to play. I fell for him immediately, I always tell people he picked me, I didn't pick him.

I was told that he had been returned twice. I was told he was uncontrollable and untrainable. I was told that "WHEN I return him, he would be put to sleep". He was just too much to deal with.

I resolved not to let that happen.

It's been eleven years since then and right now he's napping in the sun behind my house in Amsterdam, The Netherlands. He's lived in Bavaria, been camping in Northern Italy, peed on The Berlin Wall, swum in the Mediterranean and had his belly scratched by people from all over the world.

It turns out he does listen, just not to you. He does care, just not about strangers. He IS scary, but just when he's defending the house. And he does NOT want to play, but neither do I.

People stop me on the street all the time and ask where I got such a well behaved dog. They don't believe me when I tell them he's a mutt that I broke out of jail, a two time loser looking down the barrel at a one way ticket to the big sleep.

He's my best friend and I love him very much. Thanks for letting me give him a wonderful life.

Nathan Tytor

PS I changed his name to Andrew Jackson, Max is a stupid name for a dog.
PPS Attached is a picture of Andy pissing on the Berlin Wall

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by Jack Bastard

I was told that he had been returned twice. I was told he was uncontrollable and untrainable. I was told that "WHEN I return him, he would be put to sleep". He was just too much to deal with.

I've found that dogs respond to their owners. Poor bastard dog was probably given to arseholes before being given to you.

Originally Posted by Jack Bastard

It turns out he does listen, just not to you. He does care, just not about strangers. He IS scary, but just when he's defending the house. And he does NOT want to play, but neither do I.

Nicely put.

Originally Posted by Jack Bastard

He's my best friend and I love him very much. Thanks for letting me give him a wonderful life.

Everything within me wants to mock you and call you a fucking girl for having feelings.

But I cannot.

I'm glad you and Andy are together.

And fuck you for making me post this.

Originally Posted by Jack Bastard

PS I changed his name to Andrew Jackson, Max is a stupid name for a dog.
PPS Attached is a picture of Andy pissing on the Berlin Wall

Andrew Jackson is a fucking stupid name for a dog (thank fuck, finally something I can give you shit about).

Fucking great pic of Andy pissing on the wall.

[lizsquiz]

Shenanigans!

I did not feedback into the show and I am not "on Invader's side". I too have felt the joy that comes with seeing a childhood bully get fat and fail at life. This kind of thing is personal and everyone has the right to deal with it however they want.

So, behave.

[Scumhook]

Pity there wasn't a poll option "Keith gets to punch Invader in the sack, then shit in his mouth".

The 60% should hang their fucking heads in shame.


And Chemmo's Coke bottle reference was great. Fuck the rest of you uncultured shits.

Also, Gwyneth Paltrow is an ugly stick insect. Keith is a fucking prophet - without honour in his own podcast, but future generations will look back at him and marvel at his wisdom.

Hopefully in the future, buggering a child will be less of an offense than bullying him.

[Tank]

Anyone seen Mean Creek? All the bullying and retaliation talk reminded me of it. That didn't end well but I'm in still in favor of kids standing up for themselves.