1806: Do You Even Lift?

dannyhatch · 07-09-2013, 11:48 AM

WTH BRO!?!

Astigos · 07-09-2013, 11:48 AM

It's the male equivalent of calling an anorexic girl fat.

Keith · 07-09-2013, 11:52 AM

I know if someone shot Danny I'd still have to hear all sides of the story before I placed judgement.

John Galt · 07-09-2013, 12:21 PM

If you lift, eating a whole pizza at one time is no big deal.

Sashi · 07-09-2013, 04:09 PM

Very funny show.

I don't know why people gotta be so mean to everyone. It's a slippery slope. You let them cut in line and they'll start torturing little kids in their basement.

Scumhook · 07-09-2013, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Sashi

You let them cut in line and they'll start torturing little kids in their basement.

Have you seen some of the fucking kids these days?

Basement torturing should be a misdemeanour.

Enunciated Piffle · 07-09-2013, 04:57 PM

Concerning 'Do you even Lift?"

A wise man once said 'Stay Inside'

An equally wise woman once said 'Mind Your Business'

Also, Chihuahua's are notoriously bad with children. Only a complete asshole/ negligent [fake] dog owner would allow a child anywhere near one. They were bred to chase rats. Who the fuck has a 'rat deterrent' as a pet?

Also with also, Danny made a great Paula Deen joke. This is good. The woman is the epitomy of white racism and I like that people have eternally linked that fat bitch to it.

flerchin · 07-09-2013, 05:51 PM

I can't be on the side of anyone who understands the phrase "do you even lift" as anything other than a parody.

Keith · 07-09-2013, 05:55 PM

The guy was just doing parody. I'm surprised they all didn't have a big laugh over it. That's clearly what the man expected when he asked if he even lifts.

Do you even have brains, flerchin?

PARODY! OF COURSE YOU DO!

flerchin · 07-09-2013, 06:05 PM

Agreed, the whole "bro do you even..." makes for a fun meme, but only at the expense of orange Jersey-types. I imagine the shooter responding "bro, do you even dance" but his witticism was lost in the echoing gunfire. The judge just needs to spend some time with YouTube and the case will be dismissed!

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Astigos Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: New York Posts: 1,097	It's the male equivalent of calling an anorexic girl fat.
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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,545	I know if someone shot Danny I'd still have to hear all sides of the story before I placed judgement. Enunciated Piffle, Scumhook and radioliam like this.
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07-09-2013, 04:09 PM	#15 (permalink)
Sashi Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Toronto, Canadia Posts: 200	Very funny show. I don't know why people gotta be so mean to everyone. It's a slippery slope. You let them cut in line and they'll start torturing little kids in their basement.
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07-09-2013, 04:57 PM	#17 (permalink)
Enunciated Piffle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Montana Posts: 4,080	Concerning 'Do you even Lift?" A wise man once said 'Stay Inside' An equally wise woman once said 'Mind Your Business' Also, Chihuahua's are notoriously bad with children. Only a complete asshole/ negligent [fake] dog owner would allow a child anywhere near one. They were bred to chase rats. Who the fuck has a 'rat deterrent' as a pet? Also with also, Danny made a great Paula Deen joke. This is good. The woman is the epitomy of white racism and I like that people have eternally linked that fat bitch to it. Last edited by Enunciated Piffle; 07-09-2013 at 05:10 PM. Reason: Chemda said the N word...
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flerchin Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Dallas, TX 5'11" 200# Posts: 885	I can't be on the side of anyone who understands the phrase "do you even lift" as anything other than a parody.
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07-09-2013, 05:55 PM	#19 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,545	The guy was just doing parody. I'm surprised they all didn't have a big laugh over it. That's clearly what the man expected when he asked if he even lifts. Do you even have brains, flerchin? PARODY! OF COURSE YOU DO! flerchin likes this.
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07-09-2013, 06:05 PM	#20 (permalink)
flerchin Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Dallas, TX 5'11" 200# Posts: 885	Agreed, the whole "bro do you even..." makes for a fun meme, but only at the expense of orange Jersey-types. I imagine the shooter responding "bro, do you even dance" but his witticism was lost in the echoing gunfire. The judge just needs to spend some time with YouTube and the case will be dismissed! Scumhook likes this.
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