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Hey give me a 100 bucks and I will fuck my 2nd grade teacher. The next day, I will come on here and tell you all about it... Deal? Does anyone else see a flaw in her plan? May be it is just me. |
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I was a Star Warry when I was a kid and like every other (reasonably) sane person who saw the originals when they came out first ... think the new films are shite. For many reasons including the inconsistent tech in the "new" films. Balls in every department.
The only people who have an excuse for liking the new films should be just getting off the school bus right about now. |
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if KATG say their Ms X will deliver then dats good enough now pledge your hard earned cash so this ho can get off |
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Clean Past, Dirty Future
So every Star Wars from the beginning starts out "A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...".
Apparently they weren't slobs in the past, but we are here in the present and probably into the future. |
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So does that mean that mean that those fuckers are out there right now with light sabers somewhere in the universe? If that does then that gives Keiths old roommate hope to fuck Yoda one day. |
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Used Future
Ironically the thing that made the first films so ground breaking was that they were all grungy and dirty - which sf films up to that point hadn't been. This was what Lucas called the concept of the 'Used Future' ... To se the direct influence of this just look at 'Alien' ...
This, however, went out of the window when episodes 1 through 3 were made. So not only was the technology more advanced in the past, but it was a cleaner place also ... One evil galactic empire and everything goes to Sith - I mean Shit - never has there been a more appropriate anagram!! |
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... Speaking of which make sure that when you buy a remote it uses a different battery size from any female sex toys that your girlfriend, wife, or seriouso may have in the house. The only thing more frustrating than coming home from work to find the batteries missing from the TV remote is to come home and find the batteries missing from the TV remote *and* and already satisfied s/o!! |
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I think Chemda's are rechargeable for plug and play capability. |
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