1820: Segue

Keith · 07-30-2013, 01:41 PM

Yes, when I run over one I'll shrug, "Thinning the herd."

Bucho · 07-30-2013, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Phaenix

It seems the show has evolved into into meta-humor now, because the whole time I was listening to Keith complain about a washed up former star putting the same terrible music out on another album, I was wondering if I was listening to a clips show with re-releases of all the same BM jokes and clips used in previous episodes.

Yup. The best way for Keith to communicate to his audience the pain he felt from what his hero had done was to do the same thing to his audience. A classic case of show-don't-tell. That's how you know Keith is a true artist. BM is just a BuM.

DJQuad · 07-30-2013, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Scumhook

I would just like to say that I find the spelling of "Segue" to be most disturbing.

English is a fucking stupid language at times. How the fuck does "Segway" get spelled "Segue".

I guess segways are bad luck.

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Keith · 07-30-2013, 05:22 PM

Maybe God made it happen for a reason, like to warn us not to Segway off of cliffs.

DJQuad · 07-30-2013, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Keith

Maybe God made it happen for a reason, like to warn us not to Segway off of cliffs.

It's possible, you God-less freak.

radio8punk · 07-30-2013, 06:06 PM

I, like Keith, was a die hard Poison fan from the start...They were the first band I really loved. They were my first concert (I was 11) I started to lose hope when the solo albums came out...I never purchased any of them...but to hear Nothin But a Good Time with Lil' Jon saying random junk over it makes me want to stab my 11 year old self to save her from the heartbreak of a 36 year old hearing such garbage... I totally agree that he is just ripping us off now...Hearing Keith's Lil' Jon parts put to new songs is AMAZING! I'm 100% sure that when he recorded those parts it had nothing to do with a Poison song. I imagine Bret asking for help on a buddies album and Lil' Jon sending over a file of his noises saying here just add these in... a sad sad day...

JordanTierney · 07-31-2013, 02:33 PM

Possibly my favorite episode! The Bret Michaels stuff was too funny. Is it bad to reveal that us kids from Atlanta grew up listening to Lil Jon. He's everywhere.

Also: Oh...the Pope....

Also: I happily offer myself to Sharknado 2 audition. Dramatic monologue?

WittyReference · 07-31-2013, 07:55 PM

Coincidentally, did Poison's popularity decline line up with the rise of Grunge in the early 90's? I was a teenager at the time and jumped straight onto the darker sound of Grunge.

I too stick with bands longer then most of my friends will. I find if a band has a really strong period but then the quality drops off for an album or two, that's all it takes for people to forget about them for good. Especially if you were obsessed with them for a while and probably made yourselves a bit sick of it by listening to it to much.

Keith · 07-31-2013, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by WittyReference

Coincidentally, did Poison's popularity decline line up with the rise of Grunge in the early 90's? I was a teenager at the time and jumped straight onto the darker sound of Grunge.

I too stick with bands longer then most of my friends will. I find if a band has a really strong period but then the quality drops off for an album or two, that's all it takes for people to forget about them for good. Especially if you were obsessed with them for a while and probably made yourselves a bit sick of it by listening to it to much.

Absolutely it was grunge. It was like It's time for everyone to wear something different! Literally and figuratively.

They didn't drop in quality though. People just left.

Bucho · 08-01-2013, 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Keith

Absolutely it was grunge. It was like It's time for everyone to wear something different! Literally and figuratively.

They didn't drop in quality though. People just left.

Law of the jungle maaaaaaan. Survival of the fittest. Once upon a time Diplodocus wandered the Earth as king, then Tyrannosaurus came along and devoured them all. Diplodocus didn't drop in quality, he just got overrun by a superior beast. A beast who didn't spend half his day in hair and make-up.

It's all just science maaaaaaaan.

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