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View Poll Results: Have you ever had a 4-legged pet that you addressed as the wrong gender?
Yes 25 29.41%
No 54 63.53%
I never had a 4-legged pet 6 7.06%
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Old 08-07-2013, 07:45 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Keith asks the questions we were all thinking and just don't have the balls to say. May it be rude or intrusive, personal even. How big is your hog? Things like that. Inquiring minds need to know after all.
Agreed. Also, I feel like a racist cuz I was walking my dog and listening and didn't realize Larry was tall black man. Don't get it twisted, (I still need to see that hog) but now I'm like...well, it has to be at least an 8 and a half.

When you're only swinging 6 inches you wonder about these things. You watch porn with these giants and notice like, they're so big they don't even use that extra 5-6 inches. It's...amazing.

I masturbate in utter awe. All the times.
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I masturbate in utter awe. All the times.
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Agreed. Also, I feel like a racist cuz I was walking my dog and listening and didn't realize Larry was tall black man. Don't get it twisted, (I still need to see that hog) but now I'm like...well, it has to be at least an 8 and a half.

When you're only swinging 6 inches you wonder about these things. You watch porn with these giants and notice like, they're so big they don't even use that extra 5-6 inches. It's...amazing.

I masturbate in utter awe. All the times.
Thanks for sharing your insightful thoughts. What in the blue hell is wrong with you.

Yeah I do agree though, whenever I hear a black person that sounds white I feel tricked.

I feel ya bro, although not in the Nubian sense.
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Thanks for sharing your insightful thoughts. What in the blue hell is wrong with you..
You're right. Fuck my dog. I should have left her at home..?

You able-bodied hating, bro?
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Old 08-07-2013, 09:42 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I think the poll question is misleading.

I've named pets male names when they were female, but I have never gotten the sex of my pet wrong. I can see how such a large percentage of the audience has "addressed" their pet with a non-traditional gendered name, but not actually not know if a four-legged pet was male or female.
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Old 08-07-2013, 10:17 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Shut up.
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Old 08-07-2013, 10:35 PM   #17 (permalink)
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whenever I hear a black person that sounds white I feel tricked.
I didn't mean this at all. I just meant I thought Larry was white and thus a smaller-dick fellow like myself. Loved him as a guest.

Here is a thought on Keith and Hugsy's gender. Clearly, Keith isn't some wacko guy who is into beastiality. Why the hell SHOULD he know the gender? Besides, sociology tells us that sex=the biological genitalia and gender=how the being identifies itself.

If Hugsy identifies as a male and Keith is a cool progressive who approves, (as suggested by Scumhook) then so be it.
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Old 08-08-2013, 07:56 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Keith was kinda rough on the big dude i thought for sure he was going call him a fat fuck at some point.
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I'm bad business, baby.

With that said, his name is Larry XL. I certainly hope I wasn't out of line with Larry XL.
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My first cat was mis-sexed. The woman who I adopted him from said "he" was a girl, and I believed her. But I took him in for his first vet visit a few days after I got him. The vet flipped "her" around, looked under "her" tail, and said, "And she's a he!" (Their testicles don't descend right away) So Maxwell Smart (formerly known as Mali) was only misgendered for the first few weeks of his life.
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