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09-13-2013, 12:35 AM | #11 (permalink) | |
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I hope he walks in on his Dad taking it up the arse from a huge Brazilian dude dressed as SpongeBob. His Mum will video the session while pleasuring herself with WSE's toothbrush. |
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09-13-2013, 12:41 AM | #12 (permalink) |
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I voted "Yes" on the poll because I was hopelessly infatuated with my wife from the moment I met her, and I've been in love with her since a few months after that once I got to know her. I cannot explain to someone in concrete, scientific terms why this happened, and that was 18 years ago. I can't imagine how horrible it must be for two people to feel the same way about each other and have the world tell them that they are wrong just because they share the same physical sex.
I must confess that I only came to the forums to vote on a poll about consuming pets. While I have only owned dogs, cats, rats, and ferrets, all of which consumption of is generally frowned upon in the U.S. even if they are not your personal pet, I do have a friend that ate his pet rabbit. Picture it, South Texas, 1988, you've gotten a Nintendo Entertainment System for Christmas and you are the envy of all your trailer-trash friends. One day you come home from school and it won't turn on. You frantically check to see if it is plugged into the wall. It is. You check the connection in the back of the NES. It is fine. As a 12-year-old tech-troubleshooter, it takes you several minutes to decide to look at every inch of the power cable, not just the ends. Upon doing so, you find that the wire has been chewed through by your pet rabbit. At this point, you become so enraged that you allow your evil step-father, who will later abuse you and your mother to the extent that he flees the state, to help you prepare a delicious rabbit stew as part of your Boy Scouts of America cooking badge. Revenge was served quite warm that night, with a side of bread and iced tea. DISCLAIMER: This is a true story about one of my best friends. An actual rabbit was harmed in the making of this story. Eventually, a child and mother were also harmed.
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09-13-2013, 05:52 AM | #14 (permalink) |
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Just real quick, you can't meat from animals that die from natural causes/disease. They didn't die because they were TOO healthy.
You can only eat meat that's been killed for the purpose of eating, unless you're Bear Grylls, then you wash it down with your own piss. |
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09-13-2013, 07:42 AM | #15 (permalink) |
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If the poll stays this way, Keith has to out the one NO, (WSEIII).
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09-13-2013, 07:55 AM | #16 (permalink) |
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I don't like repeating shit. But most of what everyone said, I'm on board. Which is why I hit the like button, on like fucking 30 posts. I was so heart broken and as soon as she said "I called my mom...". There was no fucking way this could go well. But I kept telling myself "No Jason, she liked Lauren and she is in the know now, this will be fine." And then she elaborated. Fuck.
I'm with Lauren it will get better. This year alone, if that is any indication, I don't know what is. Like all growing pains it will not be easy. There will be hold outs. Like where I live; in the beautiful and open minded, very well educated, and liberal North Carolina. They never make fucked up laws. I stay open minded on the issue. See like "big government" issues and social issues with these people. It is very easy to judge the outside. But when it is inside, things begin to change. It hits home when it's your father or mother, or even a sibling, or the son/daughter. It's the child that really makes the difference. After all, you want them to be happy. Hopefully. Also, as far as the wedding plans go. That sounds cool as shit. One request. Please do not post this as a live/aired show. I listen to this show at work. I REALLY do not want to cry at work. I know I lost my man card many years ago but for fucks sake, all I ask is don't make me cry at work.
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09-13-2013, 08:01 AM | #17 (permalink) |
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Piggy Piggy!
I haven't finished listening to the show, and it seams like LOTS happens but I had to share.
My parents neighbours have pigs. These weren't the kind of pigs that go into the house, and ended up a few hundred pounds, but still. Made me laugh. They are definitely pets. Until they are food. Of course they also had horses, chickens, goats, etc. Does that count? |
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09-13-2013, 08:46 AM | #18 (permalink) |
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FIRST Black Bluegrass Band
I love bluegrass. Admittedly, there is almost nothing more white but it...it grows on you. My hip hop friend calls it 'Gettin' Twangy'
This group rocks. They were the first African American Bluegrass, which sounds weird to the haters, but bluegrass is just old timey Americana folk. They have great originals but this cover might turn on some heads. Maybe? Banjos, Mandolins, and Violins are cool. You just don't hear them ever. Last edited by Enunciated Piffle; 09-13-2013 at 08:49 AM. |
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