1886: Don't Keith Me

Keith · 12-04-2013, 03:06 PM

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WSEIII · 12-04-2013, 05:25 PM

Having to take a birth control pill at the same time each day is true for women. This may not be the case when it comes to a male pill.

I hope the sex offender's band wasn't a Christian band because that would just make it worse.

lizsquiz · 12-04-2013, 05:31 PM

The male pill they're talking about is the kind you wouldn't need to take every day. The thing they discovered is something that makes the man temporarily infertile by working on some protein as opposed to the female pill which works on hormones. So the man could take the pill over dinner and bang that night and then not take another pill until he wants to do it again.

Scumhook · 12-04-2013, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by WSEIII

Having to take a birth control pill at the same time each day is true for women.

I bet your mom rues the day she skipped the pill that resulted in your conception.

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Originally Posted by WSEIII

I hope the sex offender's band wasn't a Christian band because that would just make it worse.

As usual, you've stripped away the bullshit and exposed the real heart of the issue. Well done - God is proud.

WSEIII · 12-04-2013, 08:23 PM

Get back under your bridge troll.

Scumhook · 12-04-2013, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by WSEIII

Get back under your bridge troll.

JSZilla · 12-05-2013, 09:49 AM

I want a "Troy and Abed in the Morning" mug so goddamn bad.

lizzy1e · 12-05-2013, 09:52 AM

Ugh... Just hearing about that bastard from The Lost Prophets. In South Africa raping babies has become a fairly common occurrence and it's horrendous! Argh. I totally agree with Chemda - DIE! These are not the guys who are making any positive contribution to this planet.

Enunciated Piffle · 12-05-2013, 11:49 AM

Things like serial killers, white collar crime, (on an Enron-like scale) or even daily city muggings, are nothing when compared to rape of a child. It's just so unthinkable. So heinous.

WHY aren't these people immediately put into a prison type facility that does studies on their brain? Obviously, something is terribly wrong with their wiring! It's either figure it out and remedy it; or kill these sickos.

Here's a related thought. Are child fuckers not 100% proof that there is no God? Seriously.

Sparrow · 12-05-2013, 11:55 AM

in bible, daughter rape /you/

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WSEIII Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Nebraska Posts: 1,200	Having to take a birth control pill at the same time each day is true for women. This may not be the case when it comes to a male pill. I hope the sex offender's band wasn't a Christian band because that would just make it worse.
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lizsquiz Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: San Francisco Bay Area, CA Posts: 941	The male pill they're talking about is the kind you wouldn't need to take every day. The thing they discovered is something that makes the man temporarily infertile by working on some protein as opposed to the female pill which works on hormones. So the man could take the pill over dinner and bang that night and then not take another pill until he wants to do it again. Enunciated Piffle likes this.
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WSEIII Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Nebraska Posts: 1,200	Get back under your bridge troll. flerchin likes this.
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lizzy1e Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Namibia, Africa Posts: 262	Ugh... Just hearing about that bastard from The Lost Prophets. In South Africa raping babies has become a fairly common occurrence and it's horrendous! Argh. I totally agree with Chemda - DIE! These are not the guys who are making any positive contribution to this planet. JSZilla and Enunciated Piffle like this.
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Enunciated Piffle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Montana Posts: 4,080	Things like serial killers, white collar crime, (on an Enron-like scale) or even daily city muggings, are nothing when compared to rape of a child. It's just so unthinkable. So heinous. WHY aren't these people immediately put into a prison type facility that does studies on their brain? Obviously, something is terribly wrong with their wiring! It's either figure it out and remedy it; or kill these sickos. Here's a related thought. Are child fuckers not 100% proof that there is no God? Seriously.
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