1886: Don't Keith Me

Show Notes

• — Keith…: A rapist in Kenya was convicted after he was called out by his victim, a goat
• — Crazy Train: The engineer of the derailed Metro-North train was found to have taken a 30 mph turn at 82 mph because he 'basically nodded off'
• — Bitches Get Stitches: Hugsy Malone was recently spayed and now has to wear the Cone of Shame for 2 weeks
• — Very Racy: Paul Walker might not have been racing another human when he died, but he was most certainly racing regardless
• — Loco: The inventor of the Doritos Locos Taco died at 41 of brain cancer
• — We've Got Spirit: Keith is still bitter about his days spent being in the high school marching band
• — It's Just A Game: An irate University of Alabama football fan murdered another fan for not caring about the loss enough; Seattle Seahawks fans made an earthquake; the coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers is fined $100,000 for physically interfering with the opposing team's play
• — Grand Theft Likeness: Lindsay Lohan is suing Grand Theft Auto V for using her likeness without permission
• — Meant To Be: Hawaii opened for the business of gay weddings on Chemda's birthday
• — If The Rubber Fits: North Dakotan men have the biggest penises in America while men in Mississippi have the smallest
• — This Week In Kid-Fucking: The creator of DragonCon was caught having sex with young boys, 2 of which were his girlfriend's children; the lead singer of Lostprophets pleaded guilty to at least 13 child sexual offenses including 2 counts of trying to rape an 11-month old