189: Three's Company

Nick Postagulous · 12-20-2005, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by MichaelG

Never be out numbered, you think you have a built in buddy to back you up, (your penis), but he is no help in a fight

With your Logic Nick, you should get a gay boyfriend, he will let you fuck him, and afterwards want to use the playstation to race pretend cars with you. And for dinner you know he will pick steak over a salad. See you will have the life you want. Just be nice if he wants to invite your first wife into the mix.

But, in general, I hate guys, though I find their company more tolerable in general, more than I do gals. Though gals are, overall, stupider. And by that I mean interested in the wrong things.

I have no desire to stick my dick in some dude's butt. Even when I get that whole "tentacle porn" daydreaming going (must penetrate everything with my 18 giant dicks, let's say) a dude's bunghole is not anywhere I wanna be. And if a dude tried to suck my dick, I better be unconsious or dead, cause it aint gonna happen otherwise.

Plus, fags like fag movies, fag TV, faggy fag fag stuff. So, would you rather have your two wives watching HGTV, or your fagboy giggling at Will and Grace and Queer Eye. Plus, your dick has shit on it.

I'll pass.

DanClass · 12-20-2005, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Nick Postagulous

But, in general, I hate guys, though I find their company more tolerable in general, more than I do gals. Though gals are, overall, stupider. And by that I mean interested in the wrong things.

I have no desire to stick my dick in some dude's butt. Even when I get that whole "tentacle porn" daydreaming going (must penetrate everything with my 18 giant dicks, let's say) a dude's bunghole is not anywhere I wanna be. And if a dude tried to suck my dick, I better be unconsious or dead, cause it aint gonna happen otherwise.

Plus, fags like fag movies, fag TV, faggy fag fag stuff. So, would you rather have your two wives watching HGTV, or your fagboy giggling at Will and Grace and Queer Eye. Plus, your dick has shit on it.

I'll pass.

someone has thought a little too much about this issue

i think it was macbeth "me think the lady doth protest too much"

edit: ha beat you to it that time MG!

Singinius · 12-20-2005, 02:08 PM

This show was hilarious! I have been in this same situation and it was hilarious to hear Keith bring it up like that!

You certainly do have to leave it up to the girl primarily! A guy is much less picky about something like this.

However, the potential for fun times is certainly there!

Good luck!

hehe,
Sin

DanClass · 12-20-2005, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Singinius

However, the potential for fun times is certainly there!

does this dude sound like a fortune cookie to anyine else?

Singinius · 12-20-2005, 02:15 PM

heh, what you want me to say the potential for tons of pussy is there?!?

Should I post a pic of my GF for Keith and Chemda to critique!? LOL

Fucking hilarious!

Singinius · 12-20-2005, 02:32 PM

The funny thing about this situation is that when you mention it to most guys they, of course, think first about the sex potential. Of course, that is certainly part of the equation, but I am sure everyone knows that in a relationship you are not really having sex all that often, so it's actually you know only 20% of the relationship or something.

My point is that most guys don't stop to think about the fact that while you could potentially have twice as many of the benefits of having a GF, you will also potentially have twice as many negatives as well. Twice as much nagging, twice as much waiting for them to get ready, twice as much PMS, etc. And when you have two girls living together their cycles tend to cync up and they are PMSing at the same time...

The reality of the situation is quite a bit different than most guys fantasies...

*shrug*

Just my $.02

Ciao,
Sin...

mkl · 12-20-2005, 02:38 PM

"Should I post a pic of my GF for Keith and Chemda to critique!? LOL"

I saw you had a new post, and was expecting a picture of your GF. All I got was text. I am very disappointed.

DanClass · 12-20-2005, 02:57 PM

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MichaelG · 12-20-2005, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by DanClass

someone has thought a little too much about this issue

i think it was macbeth "me think the lady doth protest too much"

edit: ha beat you to it that time MG!

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING. DAMN IT, NO MORE LUNCHES.

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DJQuad · 12-20-2005, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by DanClass

does this dude sound like a fortune cookie to anyine else?

You're supposed to add the words "in bed" after every fortune cookie you get. Try it.

12-20-2005, 02:08 PM	#23 (permalink)
Singinius Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Whorelando, FL Posts: 6	Lol! This show was hilarious! I have been in this same situation and it was hilarious to hear Keith bring it up like that! You certainly do have to leave it up to the girl primarily! A guy is much less picky about something like this. However, the potential for fun times is certainly there! Good luck! hehe, Sin
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12-20-2005, 02:15 PM	#25 (permalink)
Singinius Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Whorelando, FL Posts: 6	Lol heh, what you want me to say the potential for tons of pussy is there?!? Should I post a pic of my GF for Keith and Chemda to critique!? LOL Fucking hilarious!
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12-20-2005, 02:32 PM	#26 (permalink)
Singinius Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Whorelando, FL Posts: 6	two wives/girlfriends The funny thing about this situation is that when you mention it to most guys they, of course, think first about the sex potential. Of course, that is certainly part of the equation, but I am sure everyone knows that in a relationship you are not really having sex all that often, so it's actually you know only 20% of the relationship or something. My point is that most guys don't stop to think about the fact that while you could potentially have twice as many of the benefits of having a GF, you will also potentially have twice as many negatives as well. Twice as much nagging, twice as much waiting for them to get ready, twice as much PMS, etc. And when you have two girls living together their cycles tend to cync up and they are PMSing at the same time... The reality of the situation is quite a bit different than most guys fantasies... shrug Just my $.02 Ciao, Sin...
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12-20-2005, 02:38 PM	#27 (permalink)
mkl Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 357	"Should I post a pic of my GF for Keith and Chemda to critique!? LOL" I saw you had a new post, and was expecting a picture of your GF. All I got was text. I am very disappointed.
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