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1-5 minutes 5 8.33%
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Old 03-06-2014, 07:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 03-06-2014, 10:53 PM   #2 (permalink)
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The Americans is a great show and it's surprisingly filthy for network TV, even FX. A woman blows her boss and then you see her spit into a teacup. Kerri Russel gives a guy a finger while blowing him - "What, you've never had a girl stick her finger in your ass?" Threesomes, attempted anal rape, etc.

Speaking of anal, Belle Knox has never done it in a scene as far as I can tell. "I LOOKED IT UP, SHE'S TAKIN' IT IN EVERY HOLE!" You didn't look anything up. You have emotional issues with porn, Keith.

She did do Facial Abuse, which is about as close as you can get to porn that should be illegal even with consenting adults. A lot of brand new girls seem to do it the moment they turn 18, and I don't know why. I think these "modelling agencies" you find when you literally google how to do porn must steer them straight to that site.

Also, people in porn tend to refer to themselves as porn performers, not pornstars. There aren't very many stars any more.
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..... And have time to have a shower right after?
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Old 03-07-2014, 02:24 AM   #4 (permalink)
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..... And have time to have a shower right after?
Outstanding 1st post.

Good use of the smiley (which is the best one).

Short, funny, and referenced Keith's poo OCD.

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Now fucking post moar, you Kanuk arsehole.
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Old 03-07-2014, 06:29 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Tattoos are a very common identification method for dogs. If you go to any dog shelter you'd see a lot but they are on the inside of the leg not for vanity lol.



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Tattoos are a very common identification method for dogs. If you go to any dog shelter you'd see a lot but they are on the inside of the leg not for vanity lol.







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Hmmm, I'm not sure I agree. I had my dog circumcised so he doesn't go to hell but a tattoo?? That's just crazy.


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This robot bullshit needs to hurry up. I wanna be a cyborg. I'll be first in line. I've played video games. I know how this works.
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Tattoos are a very common identification method for dogs. If you go to any dog shelter you'd see a lot but they are on the inside of the leg not for vanity lol.



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My wife ran a shelter for three years and never saw a tattoo. They have a chip they inject that identifies the animals, why would they need a tattoo
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lots of cats and dogs get tattoos to identify them (usually in the ear where there is no hair) but that is a small code meant to help them be found if lost, basically it's cheaper than a microchip and can be read by everybody while you need a special tool for the chip.

The guy in the story clearly did the tattoo to be an asshole in a place where the dog is covered in thick fur so it won't even be seen he just did it to be able to post a funny pic.
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