196: Revenge

spooky · 01-05-2006, 10:31 AM

bah, a guy i went to high school with, Berley, shat in the refried beans at Taco Bell. they eventually discovered it and just fired the whole store. one of the managers at a west side pensacola papa johns has a spray bottle filled with urine, and he sprays pizzas after they come out of the oven if he doesnt like the customer, this stuff happens all the time, everywhere. unless you are a repeat offender, you arent getting anything but fired if you get caught. no company wants to see its name in the paper in relation to a feces lawsuit or criminal case.

mali · 01-05-2006, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Keith

I'm alone in the office right now. News tonight.

I don't have any evil suggestions, but I do have a fun toy for you to play with:

http://chir.ag/stuff/sand/

DanClass · 01-05-2006, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mali

I don't have any evil suggestions, but I do have a fun toy for you to play with:

http://chir.ag/stuff/sand/

this is so addictive

spooky · 01-05-2006, 02:12 PM

mine grew fast till it was all yellow....

william · 01-05-2006, 02:24 PM

When it rains is a great time to get revenge. Fill a watergun with bleach (preferably a gun that sprays a mist rather than a stream) and walk up right behind the person you want to get and give them a nice little coating.

Gotta be careful no one sees you misting them, but if it's raining good no one will notice.

MichaelG · 01-05-2006, 03:13 PM

I think it suck that they treat you like shit at work. At 31 years old you do deserve some respect. Go to your recruiter or temp agency and ask them to reassign you. Tell them they are asking you to doa job you said you did not want to do.

If you shite in the coffee, the recruiter will tell every other recruiting place about you and guess what, no more work.

But didn't you lie on the resume to get the job? I think you should tell them you are NOT qualified for the job and you have been doing a great job for someone who is in no position to be doing the work. Thay may cut you some slack.

If they ask if you are stupid again,

just say I is 'retarded' they may cut you some slack
Or
When they say that in prison, someone gets a call in the middle of the night,
Or
If I were off my meds and missed my anger mangemt class you might not want to say that again.
Or
Stupid is as stupid does,

mali · 01-05-2006, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by DanClass

this is so addictive

I like setting shit on fire.

I am now responsible for the lack of productivity of at least 6 people.. muahaha

Another fun thing is the Shop by color feature on
Etsy

See what happens when they don't give me enough work?

Eri · 01-05-2006, 04:00 PM

On solving the adventure game in emacs.
:-p

emacs+ MUD="I am going to need an extension..."

ozdog · 01-05-2006, 07:41 PM

Just one word for you.

EVIL.

lickmyballssuckmy · 01-05-2006, 08:10 PM

ozdog. Garry Owen has two R's. I didn't have to ask MS Word. It's just something I know.

Lickmy

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MichaelG Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In my chair Posts: 4,566	I think it suck that they treat you like shit at work. At 31 years old you do deserve some respect. Go to your recruiter or temp agency and ask them to reassign you. Tell them they are asking you to doa job you said you did not want to do. If you shite in the coffee, the recruiter will tell every other recruiting place about you and guess what, no more work. But didn't you lie on the resume to get the job? I think you should tell them you are NOT qualified for the job and you have been doing a great job for someone who is in no position to be doing the work. Thay may cut you some slack. If they ask if you are stupid again, just say I is 'retarded' they may cut you some slack Or When they say that in prison, someone gets a call in the middle of the night, Or If I were off my meds and missed my anger mangemt class you might not want to say that again. Or Stupid is as stupid does,
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