1966: Back to Square One

[dannyhatch]

With Shane Mauss


The proper way to wipe, to marry or not to marry, if men made babies, Game of Thrones

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[Scumhook]

I'm with cHemmo - 4 squares for a wipe, 3 for a polish. If you have a fist full of paper, you have no control over what's being wiped where. It's like flying a fighter plane wearing oven mitts and ski boots.

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You drop your deuce, hose off your arsehole leaving it sparkling and clean, then a couple of wipes to dry off (and catch any bits the water missed), and your good to go. No need for showers or 10 cubic feet of toilet paper.

[invader]

I, no pun intended, wipe the shit outta my ass. If it takes a roll it takes a roll. Just keep a plunger by the toilet.

My guess is that Danny's room mate shits with the lights out, and it just slipped her mind to lock the door. I've done both. Not a big deal.

[dannyhatch]

Originally Posted by invader

I, no pun intended, wipe the shit outta my ass. If it takes a roll it takes a roll. Just keep a plunger by the toilet.

My guess is that Danny's room mate shits with the lights out, and it just slipped her mind to lock the door. I've done both. Not a big deal.

Completely in the nude?

[lizsquiz]

Maybe the chick just finished a hot session with her boyfriend and is peeing after.

The way you described it though definitely makes it seem like something out of The Ring. I would've vomited all over the bathroom if I turned the light on and saw the reflection of a naked person behind me in the mirror.

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by lizsquiz

I would've vomited all over the bathroom if I turned the light on and saw the reflection of a naked person in the mirror.

You probably have body dismorphia if seeing yourself in the mirror makes you hurl.


Either that, or you're just really fucking ugly.

[invader]

Originally Posted by dannyhatch

Completely in the nude?

Maybe she sleeps in the nude and takes a nightly dump. Keep an eye/ear out tonight. Maybe its her nightly routine.

Slightly unrelated but if I slept in the nude and needed to take a dump all my wiping rules would go straight out the window. Anything but a shower would be unacceptable.

[lizsquiz]

Also, Chemda could get waaaaaay more than $10,000 to have a baby for someone.

There are Chinese parents out there paying upwards of $150,000 plus medical expenses for American women to carry and give birth to their kids on US soil. This way, they get their own biological child but it's an American citizen by virtue of being born in the US. All about making it easier for it to come back for college or to work or something. They can also sex-select when doing it this way, which is attractive because of the one-child policy (even though it's being relaxed currently).

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[WittyReference]

Every woman I've known forgets to take the pill too and I don't get it either. I've been taking asthma medication daily for 20 years and never forget it as I do it at the same time every day, when I brush my teeth morning and night. I can't look at a toothbrush without thinking of the medication. Chemda's condom comment was odd and irrelevant. If you tell us you've forgotten the pill, we're not then going to forget to put on a condom.

I agree with Shane on the naked girl thing. My first thought was she was drunk and passed out. Why can't Danny ask her about it? He did nothing wrong. Couldn't you have vomited in the kitchen sink?

[WittyReference]

All scientific evidence shows that acupuncture is nothing but a placebo effect so if that's all Jessica Watkins needed to fix her knee, then it was psychosomatic to begin with.