1975: Ballbag Surprise

[dannyhatch]

With Brother Love

Quiet parties, Donald Sterling apologizes, new neighbors, Hugsy Malone's first birthday, the first openly gay player joins the NFL, Kenny Kramer sues Fred Stoller, Mother's Day, couples text fights


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[J. Canines]

Now, I haven't even heard this ep yet, but a quick math easily gives the answer

I hate neighbors + I like Keith = No

fuck! I meant YES!

Ok one of those nos is actually a yes

I blame math

also, I am dumb

[dannyhatch]

Do you know how to do math?

[J. Canines]

Originally Posted by dannyhatch

Do you know how to do math?

When the math has words isnt that like trigonometry ?

[WSEIII]

I know it's in the hallway, but a welcome mat is one of the few personalization options open to an apartment dweller.

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by WSEIII

I know it's in the hallway, but a welcome mat is one of the few personalization options open to an apartment dweller.

You fucktard. It's a fucking hallway. Put the fucking mat inside your fucking apartment if it's that fucking important.

Keith's right about it being weird and intrusive.

I recommend either defecating on the mat and rubbing it in, or drawing a pentagram in pigs blood on it.

[PsychoLoco]

Originally Posted by J. Canines

When the math has words isnt that like trigonometry ?

I would call it a "proof" rather than trig. And Scumhook is right, you can't complain, only make them sorry they left personal property in a public area.

On another note: Even during 5th grade in 1987 in South Texas, my friends and I knew not to use the N-word. We would "re-engineer things in an African-American fashion." FYI - It never worked, like stuffing a flat go-cart tire with a rolled-up towel instead of buying a new tire.

[J. Canines]

Originally Posted by WSEIII

I know it's in the hallway, but a welcome mat is one of the few personalization options open to an apartment dweller.

You know this how...?

[Keith]

He's dreamed about his perfect welcome mat like a girl plans the perfect wedding.

Oh, he knows. He knows his mat rights, and he has the exact mat in mind. He always did.

I'm guessing it involves a wolf and a moon.

[J. Canines]

I wonder what Ol Bill's seeking roommate ad might look like

"Biblical Welcome Mat and proximity to McDonald's wanted..."