1976: Everything’s the Best

[J. Canines]

Originally Posted by Scumhook

"Beyonce" and "Solange".

Fuck me. Whatever fuckwit named these kids should be shot.

Fucking black people.

Yeah. If only black people understood the greatness of names like Jason or Katie

Names which are in no way: tired, boring, and otherwise obsolete

"I dont like thename Solange" says a guy called Scumhook

ok.

[Sparrow]

Originally Posted by thelastknowngod

I had a girl give me a job application a few years ago. Her name was spelled L-a. It was pronounced La-dash-a.

i'm gonna call bullshit because i've seen this so often there can't possibly be so many people named L-a.

[J. Canines]

Was thelastknowngod filling out an app to become a rapper?

[thirteen]

I actually like both of Solange's singles. Very summery.

[Scumhook]

OK, that shit I said about black people was unnecessary. While they do tend to use The Language Formerly Known as English to name their kids, I didn't need to say it, because the fact they're black has nothing to do with them being fuckwits.

I stand behind my loathing of stupid names, and the fucking retarded wanker parents who use them.

"Isn't there one normal name in this group?" - Keith, on tomorrow's ep, when viewed from the perspective of this ep.

[BrianAlt]

I think Josh Gondelman is a good guest. He says interesting things. But he needs to stop interrupting!

[J. Canines]

Originally Posted by Scumhook

The Language Formerly Known as English.

...ebonics?

[ImStillToni]

Originally Posted by Scumhook

"Beyonce" and "Solange".

Fuck me. Whatever fuckwit named these kids should be shot.

Fucking black people. Maybe that clippers guy wasn't as far wrong as everyone is saying.

I swear to gawd if I ever see you, I am shanking your ass ON SIGHT!!! You fucker hahahaha

And for the record, my government name is Toni. It's not short for Antoniette, it's not a nickname, it is what it is. For those that met me at last years KATG week, you can vouch I totally sound like a white chick needless to say I get a lot of interviews because a) dumbasses assume I'm male, like there is no distinction between my name ending in an I instead of a Y 2) if I have a phone interview first, ppl always assume I'm white. WIN WIN MrToni & I agreed years ago if we ever have children they will have the whitest possible names for this very reason. It makes a big difference now since y'all white folks run shit but just wait 20 more years when our official language is Spanish and the most popular names are Jesus and Aña or some shit

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by J. Canines

...ebonics?

wow, that was unexpected and vilely racist.

Originally Posted by ImStillToni

I swear to gawd if I ever see you, I am shanking your ass ON SIGHT!!! You fucker hahahaha

You can shank my pink arse any time bby <3

Originally Posted by ImStillToni

And for the record, my government name is Toni. It's not short for Antoniette, it's not a nickname, it is what it is.

What it is is a nice, easy to say, easy to spell ("y" mix ups notwithstanding), name. On behalf of all white people, I give you our stamp of approval.

Originally Posted by ImStillToni

when our official language is Spanish and the most popular names are Jesus and Aña or some shit

Praise Jesus

[BrianAlt]

Anya?