2043: Rock of Ages

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

Chris Rock > Jordan Rock

That is all.

That's still not a fucking pun

[Sad Onion]

For the Keithesque simple answer: No, absolutely not, what kind of moron would give a gun to a child?

A slightly more complicated, rational answer: You need to know the kid you're handing the gun to, and you need to give the kid proper instruction as to how to handle the gun properly. A 9 year old girl cannot handle an uzi, no question.

There are certain guns, however, a responsible child can handle under proper supervision. Eliminating all guns from all hands of children punishes the children who would treat their firearm responsibly. A gun is a tool, you need to instill within them respect for the tools they are given.

[Keith]

And I'd hate to deny an otherwise respectful child a gun.

[Enunciated Piffle]

Originally Posted by Scat

being Chris Rock's brother means some doors are going to open for you, and with that you can expect some criticism, but it seems like you're holding Jordan to ridiculous expectations.

All good points Scat and maybe you're right.

I would actually argue that Jordan and Tony Rock both actually have it harder being Chris Rock's brother. Comedy isn't like other businesses. Comedians are fiercely competitive. They're constantly wondering why others are more successful, get more stage time, get chosen for friends' shows etc

I've only heard about Tony Rock's existence on other comedy pods. This leaves me wondering if he's good, bad, so - so, or whatever. I am a huge Chris Rock fan, so maybe I put that bias on Jordan and was disappointed a bit.

I can say this, (and this upsets me) I still do not know what the fuck Tony OR Jordan's comedy brand and/ or voice is. We still know nothing about Jordan. It felt like Chemda was getting into his persona a bit towards the end, but he's still a mystery.

Maybe he was super stoned. Maybe he doesn't interview well. Maybe he just doesn't give a fuck. I dunno. I wasn't impressed. Maybe I am too critical. I'm an extreme comedy fan. A fan that would like to buy an album or show ticket, but not if I don't know what the fuck it is you're doing. Does this make sense?

[Enunciated Piffle]

Originally Posted by Scumhook

That's still not a fucking pun

So it's a virgin pun then..?

[ghauck]

Originally Posted by Sad Onion

A slightly more complicated, rational answer: You need to know the kid you're handing the gun to, and you need to give the kid proper instruction as to how to handle the gun properly. A 9 year old girl cannot handle an uzi, no question.

Does Merica realize that many countries view it's gun culture as ridiculous. It's your choice and all, but realize many of us view it as bass ackwards as pooping in a hole in the ground.

Merica says "It's our 2nd Amendment right to own guns"

We hear "Everything said from 1789 still applies!" "Well, except for voting laws, slavery, prohibition, alchemy, bloodletting, 98% of known physics, atomic chemistry, medicine, horse buggy traffic rules, lobotomy, agriculture, and witchcraft"

[lizsquiz]

Originally Posted by Sad Onion

For the Keithesque simple answer: No, absolutely not, what kind of moron would give a gun to a child?

Fuuuuuuck you, welcome to the forums!

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

So it's a virgin pun then..?

Your edit comment made me lol.

[Scumhook]

The more stupid American kids that have guns, the more entertainment the rest of the world gets. Bring on the wacky school shootings and hilarious 9 year olds.

Arm them all, I say. Full auto shotguns should be mounted on baby strollers so the 6 month olds can exercise their 2nd amendment rights.

[Bucho]

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

Keith and Chemda doing all heavy comedic lifting: A+

Are you tripping Piff Daddy? I can't remember the last time someone made Keith and Chemda laugh as hard as they did in the segment on faking death to get out of a wedding. Dude was a fun guest from go to woah.