2070: That's the Spirit

Dean from Australia · 10-20-2014, 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Mattman

Thank you for the advice that women have better orgasms if their feet are warm. More evidence that wearing stockings to bed is a good thing.

Stockings?? Ewwwww...

iheartnihilism · 10-20-2014, 11:25 AM

Poop liners exist. I've been seeing tons of ads for them recently in magazines I deal with at work (and no, none of them are Old Fart Monthly).

Amazon.com: Butterfly Pads / Body Liners for Bowel Leaks - Women's S/M 28 Count: Health & Personal Care

(This says Women's S/M but I've seen ads with men advocating these too.)

Re: socks
The second I get home shoes and socks (and pants most of the time) go flying off. The boyfriend calls them "shoe traps" because I just take my shoes off wherever I happen to be standing and he trips on them constantly. It's gotten to the point where I call shoes "foot prisons". On the other end of the spectrum, he doesn't remove his heavy ass army boots until right before he goes to bed because, in his words, "you need to always be prepared", you know, in case of zombie outbreak or the house catches fire. John McClane is a constant arguing point in these conversations.

BritPete · 10-21-2014, 04:21 AM

I can understand why people get so worked up about religion because of all the shit it causes but why get so worked up about someone believing in God.

So they believe something different from you. Get over it.

Mattman · 10-21-2014, 05:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Dean from Australia

Stockings?? Ewwwww...

Not like long socks, and not like to sleep.

Scumhook · 10-21-2014, 06:18 AM

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Originally Posted by BritPete

I can understand why people get so worked up about religion because of all the shit it causes but why get so worked up about someone believing in God.

So they believe something different from you. Get over it.

This ^^^^^^^^^

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iheartnihilism Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Jersey City Posts: 1,571	Poop liners exist. I've been seeing tons of ads for them recently in magazines I deal with at work (and no, none of them are Old Fart Monthly). Amazon.com: Butterfly Pads / Body Liners for Bowel Leaks - Women's S/M 28 Count: Health & Personal Care (This says Women's S/M but I've seen ads with men advocating these too.) Re: socks The second I get home shoes and socks (and pants most of the time) go flying off. The boyfriend calls them "shoe traps" because I just take my shoes off wherever I happen to be standing and he trips on them constantly. It's gotten to the point where I call shoes "foot prisons". On the other end of the spectrum, he doesn't remove his heavy ass army boots until right before he goes to bed because, in his words, "you need to always be prepared", you know, in case of zombie outbreak or the house catches fire. John McClane is a constant arguing point in these conversations. Scumhook likes this. __________________ "Uh, that'll be $14 for the tickets for the babies." "Oh no, no, no, they're just gonna cry. Just gonna come in here and weep." Last edited by iheartnihilism; 10-20-2014 at 12:00 PM.
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BritPete Member Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 83	I can understand why people get so worked up about religion because of all the shit it causes but why get so worked up about someone believing in God. So they believe something different from you. Get over it. Scumhook likes this.
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