2078: Lovin' Beats Hatin'

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by WittyReference

I hate our national anthem too. So morose and plodding with phrases like "girt by sea" for fucks sake. I can never understand half of the words whenever I hear the star spangled.

There's also some shit about wealth and toil.

At least they got it half right.

[Dean from Australia]

Originally Posted by Scumhook

There's also some shit about wealth and toil.

At least they got it half right.

We scored girt by sea. I still have no idea what that means.

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by Dean from Australia

We scored girt by sea. I still have no idea what that means.

I think girt is what dudes with short penises say is important.

[Dean from Australia]

Originally Posted by Scumhook

I think girt is what dudes with short penises say is important.

So, by that I'm guessing you mean most of the Liberal Party.

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by Dean from Australia

So, by that I'm guessing you mean most of the Liberal Party.

If the price of having a well tuned economy, a low unemployment rate, a balanced budget, and an environment where business can employ staff without the fear of draconian unfair dismissal laws, is our leaders have small penises - then I say "Bring on the Micropenis Party"!!!


I realise that could have been worded better, however I am currently apoplectic with rage, thanks to you and your left-wing ilk ruining our country (again).

[Dean from Australia]

Originally Posted by Scumhook

If the price of having a well tuned economy, a low unemployment rate, a balanced budget, and an environment where business can employ staff without the fear of draconian unfair dismissal laws, is our leaders have small penises - then I say "Bring on the Micropenis Party"!!!


I realise that could have been worded better, however I am currently apoplectic with rage, thanks to you and your left-wing ilk ruining our country (again).

Hah! A well tuned economy??? Don't make me laugh. You idiots have done more damage in 12 months than the previous government did in 6 years.

But let's reserve that for other forums. I don't want to clutter this space with obscure Australian politics talk. We'll get ourselves banned.

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by Dean from Australia

We'll get ourselves banned.

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^ Patented Piffo ban-magnet

[Keith]

I'm assuming he saw the singer on last weekend's SNL. I just happened to see it. Why didn't he say that? We could have looked it up right then and there.

Men...

[iheartnihilism]

So how'd you guys get a time machine to pick up Future J-Fod?

[Cretaceous Bob]

Originally Posted by seamus

You're suppose to be drunk and in a pub when you sing the national anthem. The tune is from an old English drinking song and the lyrics are from a poem. Pretty idiotic if you ask me.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OqyQO3xhNx0

Uh, I already like America tons, but I'd be 10000% more patriotic if our national anthem was sung like a drinking song. I fucking love a drinking song.