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Yes 59 69.41%
No 26 30.59%
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Old 11-06-2014, 06:11 PM   #21 (permalink)
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So, under the guise of "protecting the girl", you thrust your groin towards the face of an elderly pervert...

Interesting...

Lie down on this couch and tell me where the naughty man touched you.
Why can't I just stand right here in front of your chair?
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Old 11-06-2014, 06:15 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Why can't I just stand right here in front of your chair?
Due to an matter currently before the courts, I've been advised not to answer that question...

Apparently some left wing hippies don't believe that an active NAMBLA member should be allowed to work as a pediatric rape counselor.
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I voted yes for POTUS Keith, not because I vote (haven't since 2004), but because, well:


Chemda, I'm about to celebrate my 18th wedding anniversary, and I've never catcalled in my life. I've always met my past girlfriends and my wife through friends, school, or social events we were both invited to, so there was something in common already. I do have a 14-year-old son who is starting to contact girls and go out to the movies and normal teenage pre-dating stuff. I have two questions for you about how to advise my son.

How would you recommend a man approach a woman in public when she catches his attention?

I'll tell him not to catcall, obviously. I'll also tell him to knock off the smile for me or "It'll get better" bullshit for women who are upset. I also want to tell him never to make physical contact, like touching her forearm or shoulder to get her attention and then speaking to her. What I'd like to tell him is to approach and in a normal voice say, "Excuse me, but [insert compliment]."

Is there a better way to do this or is it just inherently creepy for a woman to be approached by a man on the street?
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How would you recommend a man approach a woman in public when she catches his attention?
In a white van, with either a bag of candy or a chloroform-soaked rag (depending on the age of the female in question)


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What I'd like to tell him is to approach and in a normal voice say, "Excuse me, but [does this rag smell funny to you] or [would you like a candy, little girl/boy/xe]?."
I inserted for you.
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Old 11-07-2014, 03:35 AM   #25 (permalink)
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I'll ask Chemda on Monday's show. My advice would be: If you're genuinely nervous, it's ok.
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Old 11-10-2014, 02:22 AM   #26 (permalink)
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"The Iraq. The Iran. The Syria..."
"Freedoms first, but safety most"
"equal pay for women AND for men"
"I'm not a hollaback girl"
"Not a fan of Sandals." "The show?" "No, the resort. Everything wasn't comped as they had implied."

well got dammit that made more sense to me that the last 20 years of politics! I'm in
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Old 11-10-2014, 02:26 AM   #27 (permalink)
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And for all Americans I feel that way!
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Old 11-10-2014, 04:54 PM   #28 (permalink)
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I was so inebriated, I forgot to quote the most important thing of all

"Yea I'd legalize weed, sure."

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