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View Poll Results: Did you always know the meaning of I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus?
Yes, I knew that Santa was Daddy 32 49.23%
No, I thought Mommy was cheating 33 50.77%
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Old 01-04-2015, 09:22 PM   #1 (permalink)
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i was always real weirded out by how nonchalant it seemed. i genuinely thought Mommy was cheating in that song until very, very recently.
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When I was young enough to still believe in Santa, the song did sound like yes, your mom is a ho who is creeping with Santa Claus. Add that song to a list of other things we heard and saw during our childhoods that really are creepy in retrospect.

And again, congrats to Michael & Marisela!

I keep thinking about bringing MrToni with me to a KATG week (since it usually fell during our anniversary) and have our vows renewed. Then this show reminded me that both Keith and Chemda could do it. And then I started thinking "well who would I really want to do it?" Now part of me wants them to fight for it - am I wrong? Chemda has such a beautiful spirit and would make it special, but then again Keith married a man and a dog! It's like Sophie's choice.

Loved catching up and listening to old shows, but so happy to have you guys back
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I obviously only understood the text of the song after I learned English and by that time I knew that daddy plays Santa
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Wow that roger is seriously fat.
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Old 01-05-2015, 03:41 PM   #6 (permalink)
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What if the shared hatred of North Korea is all that 'Murica and America have?

I think more respect should be given to the douche baggery of this Seth Rogen film. Those dick jokes have created a bipartisanship not seen or felt since 911.

Sure. Most of us passed out around the time that tiger started chasing Seth with the thing up his butt. But before we did, we were able to hit the pause button on youtube and make brown in the comfort of our own bathroom.

A lot of freedom was floating around that day. A lot.

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up until a couple hours ago when i listened to the podcast i thought she was actually kissing santa.
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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you! and welcome (back?) to the forums!
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Mommy kissing Santa Claus

In my case, Mommy really was kissing some dude dressed as Santa Claus, and when dad found out he kicked his ass. Santa is now my step-father. I hate Christmas.

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i was always real weirded out by how nonchalant it seemed. i genuinely thought Mommy was cheating in that song until very, very recently.
She was at my house. My dad owned and ran a bar and restaurant, worked nights and weekends. Mom go lonely I guess, the whore.

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