2122: Jessica Walking

dannyhatch · 01-20-2015, 04:38 PM

With Jessica Watkins – Jessica walks America; Selfiegate hate mail; Comedy Central to roast Justin Bieber

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Enunciated Piffle · 01-20-2015, 05:19 PM

There's something ironic and tragic about people who just travel around America, (usually broke and dirty) all the time. They always have incredible tans, (from being out in the sun) and also look amazing in terms of weight. They only eat like once a day. They're lean from walking around all day.

If it weren't for all the fucked up tattoos, mental illness, drug use, and missing teeth; they'd be amazing.

I loved Jessica Walking. There's something romantic about travel - even on the broke. I think Jessica learned a valuable lesson from the guy who beat her on a twenty spot.

People who have nothing; they know their own. It's just like in regular society. You know on the bus who has that big flat screen at home. You know who's living check-to-check. People who have nothing - that subculture, (no home or job) they know who ultimately has a home to go to. A savings account or job-like safety net.

I bet that guy who got Jessica for $20; he doesn't believe he did anything wrong. He knows Jessica will land on her feet. Meanwhile he's living without a net. I'm not condoning it, but that's the logic.

Enunciated Piffle · 01-20-2015, 06:02 PM

Oh. I almost forgot. I love: dogs, LSD, and absurd comedy.

Tripping with human dogs sounds fantastic and I welcome it into my bucket list

VividRave · 01-20-2015, 06:11 PM

Amazing episode! Thank you! And I really appreciated you two working it out the way you did re: Selfiegate. Kudos to both of you!

Keith · 01-20-2015, 06:17 PM

Fuck you.

Enunciated Piffle · 01-20-2015, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by VividRave

...I really appreciated you two working it out the way you did re: Selfiegate. Kudos to both of you!

Uh huh.

Welcome to Keith's apology list. Don't feel bad. It's rather lengthy and you're not alone here

PS: Keith is never wrong. He is either 100% correct; or you owe him an apology. Everyone knows this.

Keith · 01-20-2015, 07:09 PM

Hi, weirdo.

Which side are we polar today?

Enunciated Piffle · 01-20-2015, 07:13 PM

What side owes you an apology? That side. I'm guessing.

Keith · 01-20-2015, 07:38 PM

It's okay that I receive apologies when I'm sincerely given them. It's a little thing called having class, Fuck-o.

Enunciated Piffle · 01-20-2015, 08:13 PM

Agreed.

Hey Keith. I'm sorry for making that "Keith is either 100% correct or you owe him an apology" joke.

I honestly was trying to be funny. Maybe relieve some of that 'Fuck You' VividRave tension.

I obviously upset you. It wasn't my intention. I'm truly sorry. Please go back to being disgusted with me for being bipolar and not be disgusted with me for being an asshole. Please?

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01-20-2015, 05:19 PM	#2 (permalink)
Enunciated Piffle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Montana Posts: 4,080	There's something ironic and tragic about people who just travel around America, (usually broke and dirty) all the time. They always have incredible tans, (from being out in the sun) and also look amazing in terms of weight. They only eat like once a day. They're lean from walking around all day. If it weren't for all the fucked up tattoos, mental illness, drug use, and missing teeth; they'd be amazing. I loved Jessica Walking. There's something romantic about travel - even on the broke. I think Jessica learned a valuable lesson from the guy who beat her on a twenty spot. People who have nothing; they know their own. It's just like in regular society. You know on the bus who has that big flat screen at home. You know who's living check-to-check. People who have nothing - that subculture, (no home or job) they know who ultimately has a home to go to. A savings account or job-like safety net. I bet that guy who got Jessica for $20; he doesn't believe he did anything wrong. He knows Jessica will land on her feet. Meanwhile he's living without a net. I'm not condoning it, but that's the logic. Last edited by Enunciated Piffle; 01-20-2015 at 06:59 PM.
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01-20-2015, 06:02 PM	#3 (permalink)
Enunciated Piffle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Montana Posts: 4,080	Oh. I almost forgot. I love: dogs, LSD, and absurd comedy. Tripping with human dogs sounds fantastic and I welcome it into my bucket list VividRave likes this.
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01-20-2015, 06:11 PM	#4 (permalink)
VividRave Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 65	Amazing episode! Thank you! And I really appreciated you two working it out the way you did re: Selfiegate. Kudos to both of you!
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01-20-2015, 07:09 PM	#7 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,560	Hi, weirdo. Which side are we polar today? Fireball8 likes this.
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Enunciated Piffle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Montana Posts: 4,080	What side owes you an apology? That side. I'm guessing.
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01-20-2015, 07:38 PM	#9 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,560	It's okay that I receive apologies when I'm sincerely given them. It's a little thing called having class, Fuck-o.
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01-20-2015, 08:13 PM	#10 (permalink)
Enunciated Piffle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Montana Posts: 4,080	Agreed. Hey Keith. I'm sorry for making that "Keith is either 100% correct or you owe him an apology" joke. I honestly was trying to be funny. Maybe relieve some of that 'Fuck You' VividRave tension. I obviously upset you. It wasn't my intention. I'm truly sorry. Please go back to being disgusted with me for being bipolar and not be disgusted with me for being an asshole. Please?
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