213: Friends?

[Topdeck]

RE: Replacing Credit/Debit Card

I actually work for a credit card company, as a Fraud Investigator no less. Closing your account does work for most companies, but there are some exceptions. AOL is one of these exceptions. They happen to have an agreement with Visa that will provide them with the updated account number if the card was replaced. Certain large companies with reoccuring transactions do this to prevent people from cancelling contracts. (Gym Memberships and cell phone contracts for example) Through personal experiance, the only way to stop AOL is to complete their own fraud procedure. If you don't, they'll end up billing you multiple months worth of charges at a later date on your new number.

Good luck.

[gmatty3]

Keith, my wife and I hired my mother-in-law to clean our house for $75 every two weeks (yeah, outrageous) and it worked out great.

My wife and I had a fight one day and she told her mother all about it and she came to clean the house the next day.(I happened to be off and home that day)

She started giving me shit about our argument!! The Balls...........

So I fired her on the spot !!!

It was SOOOOOOOOOOOO worth it.....

Please, hire away...

[Gyoza]

Funny bathroom story.

Driving from Atlanta, Gerogia to the fine city of Chattanooga, Tennessee, I stopped at a truck stop for an emergency poo (its only a 2 hour drive, but the Mexican from the night before didn't want to stay in me any longer, so I had no choice).

Anyway, I get in the stall and sit down, then I notice someone else get into the stall next to mine, no big deal, right? Next thing you know the guys starts talking to me! I'm like WTF!! I have liquid poo coming out of me, the last thing i need is a conversation.

The guy is like, "How is your day going?" I'm like, "its ok." But I say it in a pissed off way so the guy would get the idea i didnt want to chat. Then the guy says, "Where you headed now?" Ok, I'm about to get really pissed, but the guy sounds big and this is a truck stop bathroom so i dont want to piss him off. So i say, "Im headed to Chattanooga." Then the guy asks what I'm doing for dinner!! I start to really get scared now because there is no one else in the bathroom and this is starting to look like a trailer for Deliverence 2.

So I tell the guy its none of his business and he says, "Hold on honey, some dickhead thinks im talking to him"

Oops, he was on the phone. Needless to say I wiped very quickly hit the road never to speak of this again...

[Bucho]

I'll never start up yakking at the pisser but if some other dude does I don't care, I'll talk. I used to have problems going at urinals when someone else is there when I was a kid but I thought you just grow out of that one.

I start up in elevators sometimes. Especially if there's no conversation. You know, everyone's following that elevator etiquette, facing the front, standing an equal distace from everyone else and all that braindead sheep-programming. Sometimes you just have to do people a favour and freak them out so they have something to complain about later.

"Have you ever eaten chocolate covered salmon?"

Or just turn to face one of the walls instead of the door.

[martin]

I personally enjoy talking to people in the crapper because I know it makes them uncomfortable. I'll walk by the stall and tell the guy I like his shoes or something just to hear him try to pinch it off.

I also will take the urinal right next to somebody even if there are several others open. At a bar once, when there was a line for the pisser, I almost got my ass kicked after suggesting that we could speed things up by instituting the "mandatory criss-cross rule."

[Al_Scagnetti]

Originally Posted by Bucho

I'll never start up yakking at the pisser but if some other dude does I don't care, I'll talk. I used to have problems going at urinals when someone else is there when I was a kid but I thought you just grow out of that one.

I'm one of those poor saps with a "shy bladder." Apparently, it's some kind of phychological condition where you can't piss if there's anyone around. For whatever reason it started when I was in basic training. Probably from the drug test, when some stranger was hoving over me. But I digress. In any case, I find that BS'ing with the guy at the next pisser distracts me long enough to get things started. After that I'm golden (pun intended).

[cubbybear]

Hey Keith and the Girl another great show being your only asian fan,I laugh at all your ethnic put downs and love it because we all can laugh about it. Here in Hawaii we are a culture of many races too and they are jokes to make us all get along. You guys rock! Here's a sample of some local humor(BTW... I'm not Filipino)....

English to Filipino Vocabulary Lesson:

Tenacious
English: Persistent or Stubborn
Filipino: Tennis Shoes
"Oi boy...son bepore(before) you go out to play you must tie your tenacious."

Penis
English: Male Genitals
Filipino: "Finish"
"you cannot have dessert untill you penis all of your supper."

Chicken Nut Bread
English: some strange bread
Filipino: "She cannot Breathe"
" Hello 911... please send a ambulance to my house! My wife.... Chicken Nut Bread!"

Sea Shore
English: Sea Shore
Filipino: Seizure
"My wife...Chicken Nut Bread....and is having a Sea shore."


BTW... my slits in my japanese eyes are perfect for looking in mailboxes!

[william]

Originally Posted by william

...Well, I standing next to him, taking a piss, when all of a sudden he drops his pants and hes standing ass naked next to me!

Just got off the phone with the guy. Haven't spoke to him in years and all I can picture is him standing next to me, butt naked.