2148: Bleakly Stylish

Keith · 03-23-2015, 06:46 PM

flerchin · 03-23-2015, 10:30 PM

I really can't recall my bullies' names. I'm glad Keith's is dead and I spit on his grave in solidarity. Winning at life is the best revenge.

Enunciated Piffle · 03-24-2015, 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by flerchin

I really can't recall my bullies' names.

Pics in your traumatized high school mind or it never happened.

iheartnihilism · 03-24-2015, 11:25 AM

Enunciated Piffle · 03-24-2015, 12:02 PM

Whoa. That movie had me at 'Sean Penn/ Machete Fight'

Why do they have to show the ENTIRE movie during trailer though? I was in. Then they're like, "...oh and here's what happens. The End." WTF

Scumhook · 03-24-2015, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Apia

I liked this show a lot.

Wow.

Way to make it all about you.

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Originally Posted by Apia

By the way, I'm new here, is there a thread to introduce myself as a new user? I couldn't find anything.

Really?? You couldn't find the newbie intro thread???

WTF? Did you even look? Did you open your fucking eyes for one fucking second??

What's it like to just cruise through life, asking inane questions and getting everyone else to do your fucking work for you, you entitled cunt?

You disgust me and I hope you contract eye herpes.

Fuck you.

Also, loljk. There's no intro thread. Welcome

Scumhook · 03-25-2015, 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Apia

My ancestors had a crack at conquering the world - twice. Didn't work, so we decided to put our obsessive humourless selves to work at economic domination of the EU. That's why I'm very rich and have lots of free time.

In my free time, I enjoy... err... well... nothing. I'm German. Enjoyment ist nicht in mien DNA. Danke schoen, und get BACK TO WERK!!!

fix'd in the interests of cultural sensitivity.

Scumhook · 03-25-2015, 02:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Apia

I was born in Poland, so at least I enjoy being very katholic and drinking vodka.

No holocoust, I promise!

Belvedere makes the existence of Poland worthwhile.

Also, I liked you better when I thought your ancestors tried to exterminate those fucking Jews.

Scumhook · 03-25-2015, 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Apia

I'm a mix of the two funniest nations on earth.

Funniest nations, Germany & Poland.

I like your sense of humour.

You can trample my nads with your jackboots anytime bby.

Enunciated Piffle · 03-25-2015, 10:01 AM

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