2156: The Roast of Justin Bieber

[FingerLakes]

completely unrelated to how sexy I find Jesse, can we make it like, a KATG rule that each male guest has to put up a dick pic?

also- I *DO* call the people I would rather talk to than text, they don't pic up the phone but immediately text back "yo whats up?"
And I don't mean bootycalls who I would definitely text instead

[Lanfear]

I'm pretty tired today because I saw a show with Jesse in my feed and thought I could just listen to a few minutes before I go to sleep, obviously that didn't happen ...

When the show started with Jesse jumping in immediately I had flashbacks to the times when there still was a prayer at the beginning of the show and he started with "Hey Jesus are you listening?"

Concerning the dog thing I'm with Chemda, yes calling them service animals is complete bullshit but if it saves me money hell-yeah I'll do that

[Enunciated Piffle]

Originally Posted by daemon

Haven't smoked in 4 years after switching to vaping. Smoked for 25 years. Sense of smell and taste came back. Never felt better!

That's great but do we have to call it vaping?

Every time Jesse said "This is really making me want to vape, guys" I wanted to throw up.

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Originally Posted by FingerLakes

completely unrelated to how sexy I find Jesse....

It's that earring of his, isn't it?

[Blitzgal]

Keith is so great at figuring people out. So they're talking about the texts and he mentions that Christian and Jesse worry too much about how they come across to others. Later on during the service vest ranting, Jesse finally admits that he doesn't want to put a vest on his dog because he doesn't want people wondering what his disability is, proving Keith is dead on in his interpretation. Gold.

[FingerLakes]

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

It's that earring of his, isn't it?

It's the sexy expensive vape

[89vision]

Jesse is the best. Quit being so fucking successful so you have time to do the show more

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Originally Posted by FingerLakes

It's the sexy expensive vape

It's a good looking vaporizer but how come those things are always so big? Is it so you can reach the male G-spot prior to vaping?

[Sparrow]

i don't think you get to make that call. lots of people aren't Hitler, but sure as shit deserve to be hated. Justin Beiber is an idiot and a nuisance. we're growing a monster.

Bill Cosby didn't commit mass genocide; ain't no angel, baby.

[Enunciated Piffle]

Finally finished roast. Yeesh. I had 20x more laughs/fun listening to Jesse Joyce, (whose love of the craft of joke writing) always makes for a good show. Way more than watching that Beileber stroke fest. The only roaster who kept it real was Hannibal who said "I hate your music and I don't like you"