2170: Eat Fresh

Keith · 05-02-2015, 03:39 AM

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Originally Posted by word

I dont know dude name he was a big black dude i think his name was kevin.

Apologize.

The Girl · 05-02-2015, 08:01 AM

Dear Word,

The guy pitched us his fat. He sent in only material about how funny it is that he's fat. His new book Fattest Guy in the Room was promoted. His eating contests were told about. His audition for Biggest Loser was not found by us. He sent it.

He's using his fat to get on shows. Not just ours as he mentioned that he was on The Tonight show for what? Who can answer? Singing? Dancing?

Also Keith does talk to every guest about what makes it more hard for them to navigate this world. That includes their blackness, other ethnicities, shapes, drug use, relationship status, etc. If they have something to say about it, he goes on. If not, he drops it.

Are you new to the show? You're not. That's why your posts are even more annoying sometimes. You comment out of context pretty often. Taking one point we made and acting like it either came out of no where or was the only point we've ever made and it's officially our platform for presidency.

Calm down and hang with us a bit. Stop trying to prove that we suck and you'll enjoy the show more.

It's so funny because I know you're a fan. Enjoy! Do you know how?

Keith · 05-02-2015, 08:20 AM

OH SHIT!

SHE JUST CALLED YOU FAT!!!

iheartnihilism · 05-07-2015, 05:14 PM

Every mom I'd ever met growing up in NY was like that. My first instinct was "good for her!". So what if he was shamed or embarrassed or got in trouble? He was doing something wrong and she put a fucking end to it.

Its a goddamn shame but I think, probably, you do need violence to make change.

Mike's an asshole. Because your fat is leaking over to my seat, I should shell out an extra grand for the comfort that I originally paid for? Eat a dick. "if you wanted extra room.." he says. No one said anything about extra room. Just the room I already paid for you fuck!

Edit: What robotparker said. Sorry to be redundant,, I'm catching up..

Keith · 05-07-2015, 06:27 PM

Where'd you go, Word, you fuckin' pig? You started a conversation.

I'll check the buffet.

Shame.

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05-02-2015, 08:01 AM	#22 (permalink)
The Girl Chamsa! Chamsa! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 1,352	Dear Word, The guy pitched us his fat. He sent in only material about how funny it is that he's fat. His new book Fattest Guy in the Room was promoted. His eating contests were told about. His audition for Biggest Loser was not found by us. He sent it. He's using his fat to get on shows. Not just ours as he mentioned that he was on The Tonight show for what? Who can answer? Singing? Dancing? Also Keith does talk to every guest about what makes it more hard for them to navigate this world. That includes their blackness, other ethnicities, shapes, drug use, relationship status, etc. If they have something to say about it, he goes on. If not, he drops it. Are you new to the show? You're not. That's why your posts are even more annoying sometimes. You comment out of context pretty often. Taking one point we made and acting like it either came out of no where or was the only point we've ever made and it's officially our platform for presidency. Calm down and hang with us a bit. Stop trying to prove that we suck and you'll enjoy the show more. It's so funny because I know you're a fan. Enjoy! Do you know how? Keith, 89vision, flerchin and 4 others like this.
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05-02-2015, 08:20 AM	#23 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,960	OH SHIT! SHE JUST CALLED YOU FAT!!! The Girl, 89vision, iheartnihilism and 4 others like this.
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05-07-2015, 05:14 PM	#24 (permalink)
iheartnihilism Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Jersey City Posts: 1,571	Every mom I'd ever met growing up in NY was like that. My first instinct was "good for her!". So what if he was shamed or embarrassed or got in trouble? He was doing something wrong and she put a fucking end to it. Its a goddamn shame but I think, probably, you do need violence to make change. Mike's an asshole. Because your fat is leaking over to my seat, I should shell out an extra grand for the comfort that I originally paid for? Eat a dick. "if you wanted extra room.." he says. No one said anything about extra room. Just the room I already paid for you fuck! Edit: What robotparker said. Sorry to be redundant,, I'm catching up.. __________________ "Uh, that'll be $14 for the tickets for the babies." "Oh no, no, no, they're just gonna cry. Just gonna come in here and weep."
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05-07-2015, 06:27 PM	#25 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,960	Where'd you go, Word, you fuckin' pig? You started a conversation. I'll check the buffet. Shame. Sparrow and Scumhook like this.
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