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View Poll Results: Do you have a mental illness?
Yes 36 50.70%
No 35 49.30%
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Old 05-08-2015, 03:06 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Hopefully I don't regret posting this.

I'm a dude. I started masturbating in the third grade too, but I didn't know what it was. During recess I would go to one of those poles in the playground area that you climb up and slide down. I'd climb the pole and the muscle contractions in my groin would feel more and more amazing. When I got near the top I'd start to climax, hold onto the pole, and ride it out.

I'd do this every recess. I wasn't ashamed of it but nobody else was doing it so I never told anyone about it. I think it's kinda funny that I was basically masturbating up in the air in front of a hundred grade school kids. I discovered my penis like a year later but even then my technique was something I've never heard of anyone else doing.
It's better to regret the things you have done rather than the ones you haven't.

I started beating off I think at 3rd grade, 8 or 9 but I see issue with that. I honestly think I was acting out due to the abuse I had earlier in life sexually.
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Old 05-08-2015, 03:54 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Oh my god, Chemda's laugh at about 59:25 is the best thing ever.
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Old 05-08-2015, 04:12 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Wouldn't it be funny if people with mental illness were prone to comedy?
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Old 05-08-2015, 04:18 AM   #14 (permalink)
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No actions, just thoughts.

....You don't want to do it, not at all, it's like your brain is playing a free horror movie 1000 times a day, with yourself as a protagonist.
Well said.

Having OCD is like having a virus memory program running rampant in your computer parts.

You see it running. You know it's running. You can't stop.
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Old 05-08-2015, 12:52 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Jenny seems so sweet. I'm in love with her. The way Sarah talks makes me cringe.
you're crazy bro' I loved her voice
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Old 05-08-2015, 01:04 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I voted yes. I don't have any diagnosed thing, just a general abandonment issue that leads to me being probably too clingy with people and awkward with new people I like vs with new people I don't really care about - I can charm the pants off those losers.

Started fapping..I dunno...8 or 9? My brothers and I were spending part of the summer with our father and our half brothers. I'm the youngest and the oldest half brother was like 20. They, all being teens or older, were talking about sex and the older half brother started making fun of my brothers for being too young to keep up an erection. He made joke/pantomime about them jerking off and cumming real fast. I laughed to seem cool but I was like "what the hell are they talking about? Are they talking about peeing themselves?"
The next night I went into the bathroom, recreated the gestures and figured it out.

IRONICALLY, now I get off on dudes peeing themselves!
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Old 05-09-2015, 05:14 PM   #17 (permalink)
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What's the appeal of peeing on someone? Is it just naughty? How do you find out if your partner likes it?

Is it like getting your ass licked where you have that talk and jump in the shower?
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Old 05-09-2015, 07:04 PM   #18 (permalink)
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How do you find out if your partner likes it?
I think they find each other the same way the pedophile couples from Keiths stand up find each other.
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Old 05-09-2015, 08:05 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Now that boxing is nearing extinction and MMA is the new zenith of athleticism. How can it be topped???

I propose combing the Spectacle of mixed martial arts with the bravery of water sports
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Old 05-09-2015, 09:20 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I think they find each other the same way the pedophile couples from Keiths stand up find each other.
Because consensual kink is a lot like pedophilia.
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