2178: ASS

dannyhatch · 05-14-2015, 04:59 PM

with Lenny Marcus and Faceboy – Turning 50; Jackie Martling calls; The Medical Community vs. Keith Malley; racist Georgia principal; Picasso painting sells for $179 million; Philadelphia Amtrak catastrophe; Richie Sambora threatens to kill his ex-girlfriend

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Lanfear · 05-14-2015, 05:57 PM

I would have spelled that craydar but nope don't have that at all.
I though people were completely crazy that turned out lovely and tried to be friends with others that turned out super crazy pants,

Tulipaloozi · 05-14-2015, 08:00 PM

I suggest that you leave your squirt bottles at home and stock up on mini liquor bottles instead. You'll avoid paying out of your ass for the airline's overpriced shots and you won't have to wait for the attendant to come back by for more alcohol. It's just a win win all around.

I just looked it up from our brave and fearless TSA agents that you can travel with as many mini liquor bottles that you can comfortably fit into one quart sized, clear plastic zip top bag.

Unless you're just partial to squirting booze into your mouth. You do you, bruh.

http://blog.tsa.gov/2014/01/tsa-trav...-with.html?m=1

WSEIII · 05-14-2015, 09:08 PM

I thought about jumping the turnstile for the subway ride when I was on my trip to New York, but it was already paid for and I didn't want to make a scene.

When Lenny talked about having to put these things together I thought, yeah kind of like legos.

Sparrow · 05-15-2015, 08:07 AM

can confirm: the Devil is a valid excuse in many places down here.

and those southern accents, well, bless y'alls hearts for tryin'.

The Girl · 05-15-2015, 09:29 AM

LOL, Sparrow. You rock.

Bucho · 05-15-2015, 04:53 PM

Hearing about Richie Sambora threatening his girlfriend seems kind of dopey when you think of him as the boofy-haired glam rock weiner from back when Bon Jovi was ruling the rock world, but then you hear his voice and remember he's from New Jersey and Italian and it takes on a whole new sinister air.

Nodroj · 05-17-2015, 11:04 PM

I've had the same experience. Some tomes I saw the red flags and bailed. Other times I end up dating them. Damn hero complex.

FingerLakes · 05-19-2015, 08:22 AM

I don't have Cray-dar so much as I am a Cray-becon. The most fucked up and scarred people seem to find me all the time. And because I'm such a wonder fucking son of a bitch they always get calm/feel safe around me. Safe enough to not threaten but tell me all their fucked up secrets.

Sparrow · 05-19-2015, 08:25 AM

secrets like what?

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05-14-2015, 05:57 PM	#2 (permalink)
Lanfear Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Frankfurt am Main, Germany Posts: 2,577	I would have spelled that craydar but nope don't have that at all. I though people were completely crazy that turned out lovely and tried to be friends with others that turned out super crazy pants,
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Tulipaloozi Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Boise, Idaho Posts: 86	I suggest that you leave your squirt bottles at home and stock up on mini liquor bottles instead. You'll avoid paying out of your ass for the airline's overpriced shots and you won't have to wait for the attendant to come back by for more alcohol. It's just a win win all around. I just looked it up from our brave and fearless TSA agents that you can travel with as many mini liquor bottles that you can comfortably fit into one quart sized, clear plastic zip top bag. Unless you're just partial to squirting booze into your mouth. You do you, bruh. http://blog.tsa.gov/2014/01/tsa-trav...-with.html?m=1 Keith and Scumhook like this.
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WSEIII Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Nebraska Posts: 1,200	I thought about jumping the turnstile for the subway ride when I was on my trip to New York, but it was already paid for and I didn't want to make a scene. When Lenny talked about having to put these things together I thought, yeah kind of like legos.
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05-15-2015, 08:07 AM	#5 (permalink)
Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,397	can confirm: the Devil is a valid excuse in many places down here. and those southern accents, well, bless y'alls hearts for tryin'. The Girl, Bucho, dannyhatch and 2 others like this.
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The Girl Chamsa! Chamsa! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 1,352	LOL, Sparrow. You rock. Sparrow and lizsquiz like this.
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Bucho Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Aotearoa Posts: 3,892	Hearing about Richie Sambora threatening his girlfriend seems kind of dopey when you think of him as the boofy-haired glam rock weiner from back when Bon Jovi was ruling the rock world, but then you hear his voice and remember he's from New Jersey and Italian and it takes on a whole new sinister air.
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05-17-2015, 11:04 PM	#8 (permalink)
Nodroj Junior Member Join Date: May 2015 Location: Dana, SK, CAN Posts: 1	I've had the same experience. Some tomes I saw the red flags and bailed. Other times I end up dating them. Damn hero complex.
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FingerLakes Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Hollow Bastion Posts: 1,887	I don't have Cray-dar so much as I am a Cray-becon. The most fucked up and scarred people seem to find me all the time. And because I'm such a wonder fucking son of a bitch they always get calm/feel safe around me. Safe enough to not threaten but tell me all their fucked up secrets.
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05-19-2015, 08:25 AM	#10 (permalink)
Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,397	secrets like what?
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