2194: Ted 2016

My Sweaty Balls · 08-06-2015, 04:43 PM

The start of this Ep (the Flag bit) it sounds like Keith doesn't think Puerto Rico is part of the US. Or did they get crossed off the map at some stage?

Many years ago I had a fight with my wife and went for a walk to cool down. When I came home my wife locked me out of the house - I think she thought the fight was over and she was being cute. I on the other hand a had not in fact cooled off as it turned out.

I put my fist through the glass in the door to open it.

Blood everywhere!

Keith · 08-06-2015, 09:53 PM

That's because you're insane.

It was a fight over a topic that wasn't so bad (she thought she could make a joke after it) and you punched through your glass door?

My Sweaty Balls · 08-07-2015, 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keith

That's because you're insane.

And you're fat

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My Sweaty Balls Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 537	The start of this Ep (the Flag bit) it sounds like Keith doesn't think Puerto Rico is part of the US. Or did they get crossed off the map at some stage? Many years ago I had a fight with my wife and went for a walk to cool down. When I came home my wife locked me out of the house - I think she thought the fight was over and she was being cute. I on the other hand a had not in fact cooled off as it turned out. I put my fist through the glass in the door to open it. Blood everywhere! __________________ “Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T.; good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, O.K. …” - Donald Trump, 45th President of the United States of America Last edited by My Sweaty Balls; 08-06-2015 at 08:35 PM.
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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,546	That's because you're insane. It was a fight over a topic that wasn't so bad (she thought she could make a joke after it) and you punched through your glass door?
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