2196: Thank You for Your Service

[Michael's Servant]

Smelly people and shrugging workers; the RunPee creator; Keith’s blood clot investigation; cleaning life hack; iPhone knows when you have sex; Australian brothel offering free sex; Chris Rock’s soon-to-be ex wants his money; 65-year-old has quadruplets; man squeezes employee’s testicle off; Zach Sherwin’s new album Rap!; Donald Trump for President

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[bw81]

Can the dude who makes the Run Pee app make one for KATG for spoilers?

It's crazy how it's only him and two family members doing it.

[FingerLakes]

Am I the only person who doesn't pee during a movie? Am I the crazy one?!

[LittleCigar]

It's easy to avoid peeing during a movie. Just don't drink a gallon of watered down pop.

[FingerLakes]

Re: "I bet the guy would just stop working" about Chris Rock, men and divorce

my eldest cousin did something similar. Was content working shitty jobs so he wouldn't have enough money for it to be worth it for his Baby Mama to take him to court. People are the worst

[Enunciated Piffle]

Does Keith have a favorite movie booze? What does he recommend for watching this Jurassic World flic?

Half the people are saying it sucks. Half are saying it's great. Maybe they went vodka when they shoulda gone whiskey

[Keith]

I saw Jurassic World sober.

I feel when someone says they hate Jurassic World it's because they deliberately don't want to like the most popular and successful movie out there, because then they're average.

[Enunciated Piffle]

Yeah. I hate that shit. It's a dinosaur movie. It's about dinosaurs eating people and other dinosaurs. That should be cool in and of itself.

It sucks because I wanted to take the kid last weekend. She didn't wanna go. Heard it wasn't good from some other dumb kid her age. Also Rotten Tomatoes had it around 70%

It's a testament to how amazing Xbox is. Kids could give a fuck about dinosaurs. Unbelievable.

[Scumhook]

Donald Trump is the President that America deserves.

[PsychoLoco]

Originally Posted by LittleCigar

It's easy to avoid peeing during a movie. Just don't drink a gallon of watered down pop.

But they serve beer at the theaters I frequent. You get a liter of beer (three US bottles) in you during the first 40-60 minutes and it's OK if the movie is 80-100 minutes long. But you go to Avengers that's 140+ minutes, and you just have to go.