227: For the Love of Money

[phooey]

Originally Posted by Keith

Do you understand the point is we weren't hired to be movers? And I'm sure the people that hired you paid far more than $10 an hour.

and it's diana fucking ross!!! $10 an hour... sheeeet..she didn't want movers.. that was the point right?

but you did paint her face didn't you? some music notes or something like that.

[Brew]

New Zealand for the win :0)

[serial_x]

After a hilarious read of Vincent Gallows website, i found this and have concluded that this guy is a fucking douche;

"Mr. Gallo maintains the right to refuse sale of his sperm to those of extremely dark complexions. Though a fan of Franco Harris, Derek Jeter, Lenny Kravitz and Lena Horne, Mr. Gallo does not want to be part of that type of integration."

Put simply, even if you're willing to pay the 1 million dollar fee for his sperm... he isn't willing to provide sperm to black chick.

Great show guys.

[Eri]

Now its waffles! or lolicopter
or lolicoster

K&TG is snakes on an Airwolf

/is in touch with the internet beat
//meant to sound like a douche

[Bucho]

I already posted this the day after the show but it disappeared when the thread changed over from the "live" one to the "227" one, so here it is for anyone who cares. Don't read this if you're bored by relationship crap.

First up, my call wasn't supposed to go down that serious road. I figured I'd call in and KATG would make fun of me about how I'd been with this nutjob chick who paid my brother to take posters of bikini girls off the walls of our bedroom. It's ridiculous to the point of farce if you really think about it. Or at least they could make fun of my accent and how Russell Crowe is a douche.

And if the line had been better maybe we could have gotten to the part where the crazy jealous girlfriend that told me she'd taken a whole bunch of pills when we were arguing on the phone didn't actually take them, she was just being dramatic because she was desperate to make me come over to her house. Obviously I didn't know this at the time, she was genuinely unstable in the jealousy facet of her life so her taking pills didn't seem unlikely for a second. So I get over there and she's lied and we cancel the emergency call and it's over between us for good. (She's married with two kids now and as far as I know she's fine about jealousy in her relationship.)

As far as I can tell the thing that poisoned our relationship was her previous one, a 10 week fling in which she fell hard for this guy, lost her virginity believing they would end up together forever, then he left her for someone else. Worse, she'd recently become a born-again christian and was in one of those chuches where they have a rock band and it's all spiced up for the youth so as far as security with that boyfriend went she was certain beyond certain. God was with them after all.

So this guy totally fucks her over (surprise, surprise, there's more fucking amongst church youth groups than there is amongst bar or restaurant staff) and she loses her ability to trust a man not to want another girl more. It was even beyond what Chemda said about the girl she knows who gets mad at her fella when a hot chick comes on TV. Inside her head she would go batshit if we were out shopping she thought I'd looked at an ad for Revlon with Cindy Crawford in it. Anything like that, I could feel her eyes burn into my skull and I had to pretend I'd never even noticed it. Every day I had to lie like a politician about this ridiculous crap.

In the end, even after she'd been in therapy, she did this thing on the phone and I finally got the message that our thing was poisoned and I couldn't save her. It wasn't heartbreaking in the traditional sense, I'd fallen out of love with her long before, but I was so scared for her mental state. She stayed in therapy and as far as I know (ten years later) she's fine now.

Last thing, I get why you'd think so Chemda but instead of getting myself into more relationships with girls I think need saving, I went totally the opposite. I'm only attracted to strong, confident women and I have almost zero tolerance for insecurity and have no attraction to "victims" at all.

Anyway, if I get through on the live show again I'll bring something way better. At least the rest of the show was fine. LOL.