230: Gays are People Now

Tickle_My_Taint · 03-02-2006, 09:05 AM

I think I would hate about 90% of everyone who podcasted if I were apart of that scene. They all seem so geeky and fake.

jmcclintick · 03-02-2006, 09:41 AM

Those fucking little kids complaining for having a billion dollar party oh you poor thing! I cant stand that show. Sometimes you would think their would be a appreciative kid, but no they pull a fast one on you to show their true colors! some peoples kids!

Rotem · 03-02-2006, 09:57 AM

Hey Keith, look for an ostrich burger somewhere not GAY. They can actually be really good. I've had at least two so far (with cheese, in Israel) and they're were fatty and delicious.

You should also try Buffalo Burgers!

I'll also recommend some Gator, elk and deer (I've had all those in Kenya).

jmcclintick · 03-02-2006, 10:11 AM

OMG I HATE when people request a receipt!! My job requres alot of communication sometimes with clients and since some of them are in the UK we use email alot. Well this one woman ALWAYS has that stupid shit turned on and I hate it. I like to say no that way I can always say " well I didn't get it"

safetyguy · 03-02-2006, 10:52 AM

The ads are great, funny as hell, short and sweet. Wish you both great success.

Safetyguy

TouchedByAnUncle · 03-02-2006, 12:52 PM

I dont know about those ostrich burgers. I used to eat pidgeons when I was really poor. Tasted fine, but then I found myself moving my neck when I walked and I got arrested for shitting all over the hood of parked cars.

TouchedByAnUncle · 03-02-2006, 01:12 PM

You know those DoubleMint gum commercials..? They have a couple of twins riding a two person bike down the street, and then like two jerkoffs in a canoe, and then some other shit twins seem to do. They should finish the commercial with two priests high fivin each other as they are double teamin some cubscout. A priest on either end of the cubscout with the little cubscout bastard rotating in the middle like a pig on a spit.
Or you could have one of those Mentos (the fresh maker) commercials where a set of friends walk in their college dorm only to find their roommate diddlin some fuckin stray cat or something. And the friends look shocked, until the guy fingerfuckin that cat pulls a thing of Mentos out of the cats poop shoot.
Thats the kind of commercials that put a smile on your face and let you know, its gonna be ok.....even though that guy was just treating that cat like a fucking pez dispensor, he had Mentos, and it was a payed advertisement. Ahhh. The good times we used to have.

LArciniega · 03-02-2006, 01:46 PM

I think ostrich burgers are gay talk for "semen filled patty"

MichaelG · 03-02-2006, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by LArciniega

I think ostrich burgers are gay talk for "semen filled patty"

Now we know why Chemda liked it more than Keet.

TouchedByAnUncle · 03-02-2006, 02:09 PM

You know Semen Filled Patty? That's my sister. Yeah, ole Patty gets around a bit, but she's full of excitement......and semen.

03-02-2006, 09:05 AM	#21 (permalink)
Tickle_My_Taint Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Austin Texas (AIR RAID) Posts: 43	I think I would hate about 90% of everyone who podcasted if I were apart of that scene. They all seem so geeky and fake.
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03-02-2006, 09:41 AM	#22 (permalink)
jmcclintick Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 16	Those fucking little kids complaining for having a billion dollar party oh you poor thing! I cant stand that show. Sometimes you would think their would be a appreciative kid, but no they pull a fast one on you to show their true colors! some peoples kids!
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03-02-2006, 09:57 AM	#23 (permalink)
Rotem Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Albuquerque, NM (temporarily) Posts: 11	Hey Keith, look for an ostrich burger somewhere not GAY. They can actually be really good. I've had at least two so far (with cheese, in Israel) and they're were fatty and delicious. You should also try Buffalo Burgers! I'll also recommend some Gator, elk and deer (I've had all those in Kenya).
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03-02-2006, 10:11 AM	#24 (permalink)
jmcclintick Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 16	OMG I HATE when people request a receipt!! My job requres alot of communication sometimes with clients and since some of them are in the UK we use email alot. Well this one woman ALWAYS has that stupid shit turned on and I hate it. I like to say no that way I can always say " well I didn't get it"
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03-02-2006, 10:52 AM	#25 (permalink)
safetyguy Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Burlington, ON Posts: 18	The ads are great, funny as hell, short and sweet. Wish you both great success. Safetyguy
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03-02-2006, 12:52 PM	#26 (permalink)
TouchedByAnUncle Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: East Jesus, Alabama Posts: 6	I dont know about those ostrich burgers. I used to eat pidgeons when I was really poor. Tasted fine, but then I found myself moving my neck when I walked and I got arrested for shitting all over the hood of parked cars.
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03-02-2006, 01:12 PM	#27 (permalink)
TouchedByAnUncle Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: East Jesus, Alabama Posts: 6	You know those DoubleMint gum commercials..? They have a couple of twins riding a two person bike down the street, and then like two jerkoffs in a canoe, and then some other shit twins seem to do. They should finish the commercial with two priests high fivin each other as they are double teamin some cubscout. A priest on either end of the cubscout with the little cubscout bastard rotating in the middle like a pig on a spit. Or you could have one of those Mentos (the fresh maker) commercials where a set of friends walk in their college dorm only to find their roommate diddlin some fuckin stray cat or something. And the friends look shocked, until the guy fingerfuckin that cat pulls a thing of Mentos out of the cats poop shoot. Thats the kind of commercials that put a smile on your face and let you know, its gonna be ok.....even though that guy was just treating that cat like a fucking pez dispensor, he had Mentos, and it was a payed advertisement. Ahhh. The good times we used to have.
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03-02-2006, 01:46 PM	#28 (permalink)
LArciniega Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 153	I think ostrich burgers are gay talk for "semen filled patty"
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03-02-2006, 02:09 PM	#30 (permalink)
TouchedByAnUncle Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: East Jesus, Alabama Posts: 6	You know Semen Filled Patty? That's my sister. Yeah, ole Patty gets around a bit, but she's full of excitement......and semen.
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